what the heck is a slogmas?
fandom: ars paradoxica
content: 803 words. rated g. sally grissom gets bored and invents a holiday. no warnings apply.
for: @imperialarchon as part of the ars paradoxica secret santa gift exchange. i hope you enjoy!
and thanks as always to alex @tanosoka for beta’ing <3
SALLY GRISSOM (SG): Diary of Sally Grissom, December 29th, 1944. The time in between Christmas and New Years is fucked. It’s like, old, used up, chewed up, curd or shit or whatever. I’m tired, Roberts and Wyatt are tired, Partridge and Barlowe are tired, and it’s hard to figure out where anything is going.
It’s all just… slog. Oooh! I love that word. Slog. It’s one of those words that sounds exactly like what it means, you know, like fluff or scum or moist. Anyway, yes. It’s the Nine– nine? Days of Slogmas. We should made that a national holiday!
In honor of the Fourth Day of Slogmas, I’m going to try to do something nice for everyone. Maybe. Maybe not Barlowe. I don’t know anything about that guy.
[[SFX: radio tuning]]
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