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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
Mike Driver
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

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@sufficientlyinteresting
*taps the mic* hello is this thing on
Today’s problem
what do chairs for dragons look like.
big comfy piles of pillows
Well, that don’t work in the scene I’m doing it’s too cute not to draw.
DAWWW SO CUTE :>
they use human chairs but really badly
Wait elongated chairs y’all. Eight chair legs instead of one, they can lie down majestically and put their chins on the table like they were always meant to.
@basiliskfree
I’m not sure if this is silly or a good idea lol
it’s not polite!
you’re a dragon manners mean jackshit nothing
excuse you dragons are pillars of nobility and composure
you’re a dragon. who’s gonna stop you? hmm? the dragon politeness upkeep taskforce?
I mean other dragons are really the only thing a dragon fears
Date a dragon who uses big comfy piles of pillows as chairs
Date a dragon who tries to use chairs for humans but has trouble
Date a dragon who uses elongated chairs made just for dragons
Date a dragon who is a pillar of nobility and composure
Date a dragon who rests their chin on the table
I love this post way too much not to reblog it.
AaaaAAAAAAAAAA
The cutest damn things Ive ever seen
@basiliskfree @noivern a solution: giant beanbag chairs
Draw that in a separate post also these
I just lay on the floor. Maybe with something soft under me.
Just… Idk Try
If I don’t reblog the dragon chair post, assume I’m dead.
Thank the gods for Supergiant. Welcome to the club, Hades.
others: “so, how ~southern~ are you?”
me: “The entrance of my hometown has a shrimp boat sitting in the main street. At Christmas theres a shrimper Santa and alligators pulling him instead of reindeer.”
others: “what?!”
me:
this is the only xmas content i want to see, fuck everything else. Shrimper Santa and his flying albino alligators
@blackzagan
OH MY GOD GHATS WHERE THE IMAGE IS FROM I LOVE IT
scene before movie climax:
protagonist: So who’s with me?
*5 seconds of silence*
the stoic one: *looks up* im in
4 people one after the other: me to
*after everyone else has joined we see The Edgy One standing in the back*
*2 more seconds of silence*
The Edgy One: *chortles* we’re all gonna die… what the hell, im in
My favorite movie.
nO StOP IT
i aM DEAD
FUCK OFF OK
@mynameiseyyyyyy
hognoses are fucking ridiculous
ok. i had to look this up, because this seems just too ridiculous. and wiki does not disappoint: “… the hognose snake will often roll onto its back and play dead with its mouth open and tongue lolling, going as far as to emit a foul musk from the cloaca. Emission of cloacal musk is considerably less likely than in many other species. If the snake is rolled upright while in this state, it will often roll over again as if to insist that it is really dead.”
I want to point out this particular one is a baby. It’s still learning how LONG to play dead, that’s why it keeps waking up to check if it worked. It’s doing it’s best ok?
FOUL MUSK FROM THE CLOACA
“holy grail” is short for “holy grind rail,” a technique jesus used to get around jerusalem quickly
jesus being a carpenter is actually a common misinterpretation of the text! he shredded a different kind of board
cant believe the percy jackson adaptation traumatized an entire generation of YA readers so badly we cant even get hyped for artemis fowl because we’re all goddamn scared.
I want so fucking badly for it to be good
Wild ZAPDOS appeared!
thomas the tank engine, aka the only monster no. one wants to fuck
that’s where you’re wrong
you made this blog just now and i feel responsible for the evil it represents
thomas the spank engine
i think humanity in the middle ages was onto something when they allowed only priests to be literate
Prius + 20MM Vulcan Canon —— Welcome To America!!
Source : x
I absolutely love this thing because the more I read about it the stupider it gets:
That Vulcan cannon is from a decommissioned F-16.
They had to install a roll cage and mount the cannon to that because otherwise the recoil would rip the roof of the car off.
When you fire it the shockwave from the gun cracks the windshield and punches it inwards.
You can’t fire it while on the move because the kickback from the gun is so strong it would wreck the transmission.
The 20mm ammo it fires costs $27/round. At a rate of fire of 6,600 rounds per minute, one SECOND of sustained fire costs about $3000.
- @jistring
PUT YOUR HAND IN THAT CRACK
AND YOU WONT GET IT BACK
WHEEEEN THE JAWS OPEN WIDE
AND THERE’S MORE JAWS INSIDE
IF YOUR HAND’S IN THE SUMP
AND YOU PULL OUT A STUMP
THAT’S A MORAY!
it’s not the necklace. putting on of these on your cat turns him into Goku wearing his weighted training clothes. As soon as he gets the necklace off he’s learned to compensate and he’s an unstoppable, undetectable killing machine. Putting on of these necklaces on your cat will turn him into The Predator within 3 months.
Imagine being a Half-Dragon or Dragonborn from one of these…
Or a kobold descendant from one.
Yes. I was thinking about a Kobold D&D character. I do that often and now D&D 5h allows it.. so,
Kobold Sorceress with the Dragon Bloodline =D
Guess I have some work to do.