#implied reddie

[yesiwasateenagewerewolf]

Sometimes I imagine what Sonia Kaspbrak would write in estranged parent forums if she had access to the internet and make myself laugh.

'My son (40 male) lives with his childhood friend (41 male). His friend is horrible, rude and bad mannered and he is the reason my son and I hardly talk now'

'I try to tell my son that he has a good enough job that he doesn't need a roommate. His friend works in entertainment and that's not a financially stable career!'

'My son says his friend is famous and actually earns more than him, but I don't believe it. He says the friend bought them their house, but why would he have my son as a roommate if he could afford to buy his own house?'

'I've tried to hint to my son that living with another man and not having his own home might make him unattractive to women and that it would be hard to entertain dates with his friend around. His friend is loud and always demands to be the centre of attention.'

'I know my son is a late bloomer and he's always been shy around women, but his friend monopolizes his attention and I think he would stop my son dating. He has always had undue influence over my son. My son is easily led and his friend has never liked me.'

'My son is not getting any younger. I want him looked after. He says his friend takes care of him and that he always has, but I don't believe that. His friend has manipulated him and made my son forsake his own mother.'

'How do I convince my son to move back in with me rather than wasting his time with his fickle, gadabout friend?'

[spaghetti-mylove]

Girlfriend hoodie

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[ask-richie-the-trashmouth]

Sometime you and Eddie were in a moment of sexual tension? Or some moment where you wanted to Kiss?

uhh,, haha yeah about that..

[katssart]

Snapchat AU!!

[nickmpreg]

what death eddie lives and marries richie dumbies

did u know that when u get an arm amputated u can still feel pain in it

[a-cat-named-mosquito]

headcanon that in high school richie and bev are best friends and super close so they hold hands a lot and call each other pet names and everyone (minus the losers club) thinks they are a couple and they find it hilarious because they are both gay as hell

[yesiwasateenagewerewolf]

One of Richie's failed projects during the 27 years apart was as the host of a game show.

It ran for one season and was a rip off of The Newlywed Game.

Richie got to make all the innuendos he liked while embarrassing the contestants. It seemed like a sure fire hit.

Richie thought this was gonna catapult him into the big time.

If you're willing to search around some sketchier parts of the internet you can find a bootlegged copy of the final episode where Richie goes absolutely ballistic at one of the contestants.

It's a little guy from New York who's only been married six months. He gets every answer wrong, much to the anger of his wife but also the growing, confusing anger of Richie.

Finally Richie starts screaming at him, asking if he's a stalker.

Everyone of the guy's wrong answers is the right answer for Richie. They're his answers! Richie starts shouting about blackmail, about better screening for contestants because there is no way this couple is married - this guy is some little *slur* - and then the camera cuts out.

The Kaspbrak's received a nice little pay-out in compensation for any destress they experienced and also a NDA to sign.

The Network decides not to renew Richie's contract and quietly drops the whole show.

It's not until Derry that Richie realizes that man was Eddie.

[yesiwasateenagewerewolf]

The Secret Garden AU with Beverly as Mary, Eddie as Colin and Richie as Dickon.

Bev as this angry, neglected girl being sent to live on her uncle's estate and hating everything, believing it haunted because she hears horrible crying at night.

Meeting Richie, a boy who spends most of his time roaming the moors outside, who believes he can talk to animals and has a free, idyllic life that at first makes Beverly all the more angry but who she comes to trust and who is is also the first person she shows when she finds the Secret Garden that was allowed to wither and die.

Beverly and Richie working together to restore the garden.

Beverly finding out the crying she hears at night is her cousin, Edward, who she was told died as an infant. He is bedridden, thought to be sickly and weak, and the crying heard was his tantrums. Eddie is treated by everyone but Beverly as if he's made of glass, told he'll likely die before he reaches adulthood and subjected to painful treatments like ice baths as an attempt to help his weak legs and lungs. He is petulant and high-strung, but Beverly promises to keep visiting him and begins to tell him about the garden and about Richie.

Eddie, who has never been outside, is fascinated and asks to be shown the garden.

There he meets Richie, standing in the beautiful explosion of colour, and Eddie, who is weak from his years of forced bedrest, practically topples straight into his arms.

Richie is smitten from that moment.

After that the three of them are always together and Eddie, freed from the ice baths and the treatments, the bed rest that confined him, learns to run and climb trees and swim in the local streams with Beverly and Richie.