"Hi guys! My name’s Martin Crieff, the captain, and I’m the guy in charge of flying you today. On behalf of the rest of the guys on my team and the guys back on the ground, let me give you guys a hell of a big MJN welcome on board today. Now, before we go right ahead and fly some plane, I’m gonna ask you to pay attention to this short demonstration… ehi, I know guys, big yawn, ehi? But you know what? It may just save your life. A-a-although of course an air accident is statistically incredibly unlikely. Okay, see you on the flip side of the safety demonstration. CIAO.”












