#improv quote

[yougotta]

We are from the corner... genital.

Riley and Sasha, two headed monster.

[ucbcomedy]

According to Del Close, to be an improviser, one must be a juggler. Improvisers have to be actors, directors, and editors all at once.

p.60 of the UCB Comedy Improvisation Manual 

[scaredofsalad]

Improv Quote: Misinformed Archaeologist,2412

Walker Evans, Plastic Six-pack Holder in Grass, 1973.

I've been writing short/bizarre quotes for the past few weeks. I will start posting them here. This one was inspired by the Walker Evans photo above.

‎"...and these elaborate garments (holds up 6-pack rings) were most likely ornamentation for the Common Class, due to their great abundance in our excavations. When worn around the wrists and ankles at cultural celebrations and ceremonies, these were most likely used to signify that the person was single, or without partner. The flapping of the remaining 5 loops created a rhythm, which attracted mates."

- Celebrated Genius, but Actually Very Misinformed Archaeologist in 2412