#impulse control: zero

[bikingdon]

the way two people went “omg you should write it” so i’m now ten minutes later and nearly 500 words deep on a fic 🤩🤌🏻

[notcanoncompliant]

Stacked caffeine on my meds and that was a mistake

I'm just gonna use this excess energy to finish another fic and then never sleep again

[peatmosses]

I'm currently crouching, shirtless, behind the chair in the back corner of my basement at 11 pm with an iron in one hand and a scissors in the other like some goblin demon. I'm gonna iron a shitty tweet onto a shirt.