how in tarnation did you find me

call me aria 14 - Class of 29' - she her - bi - demigirl fashion, DC comics, dispatch, movies, music, spiderman

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future me looking back at my tumblr posts i’m sorry 😢

[frankocean]

Intuitively speaking, atheism feels ridiculous.

so does religion. how about, ‘I don’t know.’

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real shi

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FREE YOUR FEET.

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-5

[burningfudge]

Iron Man (2026) #6

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hes so me omg

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getting high then scrollin on tumblr for the first time in months is a very intresting experience lemme tell you that

[usernamessuk]

as a teenage girl i think red hood is a very good representation of us as a collective; so i think he should be the leader of the teenage girl armada.

like i KNOW hes a grown ass man with trauma out the wazoo but please hes overdramatic as HELL. in all honesty, he probably pickd it up before his death from alfred or something, with him being an ex actor and all that. im not trying to downplay his trauma but damn king like thats kinda his whole thing.

[waspsarebetterthanbeesanyways]

Obviously Bruce Wayne traveling the world to train was a thing, but now I’m learning in Superman: Birthright that Clark Kent also spent several years traveling around the world learning journalism.

Now I have the image in my mind of superbat where they keep somehow accidentally running into each other in their travels all spiderman pointing meme. Strangers to Travel Buddies to Besties or Lovers.

Bruce being really paranoid of Clark Kent, novice reporter, and then immediately relaxing when Clark reveals that he’s an alien. Bruce at this point hasn’t suffered countless betrayals or had to fight ridiculous superpowered villains or obscene mind control schemes, and he’s figured by then that Clark Kent is a good person, so he’s only a little fussed about the superpowers. But the reveal that Clark is an alien? Now he knows that Clark is capable of discretion, and he has Mutually Assured Destruction if Clark does go blab to the press about where missing billionaire heir Bruce Wayne is.

For Clark, Bruce relaxing on the alien reveal is one of the few times in his life where the reveal is a positive thing and not a heart rending relationship destroying nightmare. I think it’d be really touching for him. Bruce would instantly shoot up from “kind of cool” to “if anybody hurts this man I’ll kill everyone in the vicinity and then myself” levels of regard.

[rarsathemoodreader]

Can't stop thinking about a no-powers AU where Peter was born a sick kid, with the threat of death looming over his tiny body. No one expected him to live past his fourth birthday, or his fifteenth nevertheless. Yet somehow, he's still kicking. His parents are dead, so is Ben, all he has is May. And all May has is him. So she does everything in her power to get him more time, add a few days to his life—anything. She sings him up for medical trials and experimental treatments, she applies for grants, relief aid and support groups. Anything and everything she can think of, she already did. But you can't outrun death and as lucky as Peter has been, living past his fourth birthday, his luck is bound to run out. He's dying, there is no stopping that. So he starts acting out, not in an alarming way, simply trying to experience the world outside of his hospital room that might as well be his home because he hasn't left it in three years waiting for his body to take its last breath. No, he sneaks out of his bed and into galleries to observe surgeries, finds the way to the roof and just hangs out there, breaks into the residents lounge and messes with their stuff— small fun shenanigans. Just trying to live for once, to be a kid and experience what it's like to be a teenager. It's on one of his adventures across the hospital, raising havoc and annoying the interns, that he meets Tony. A dying billionaire whose lifestyle is catching up to him. All the drinking, drugs, and questionable substances he's taken over the years have ruined his liver. He needs a new one, and now. But they can't find a match for him, every time a potential donor shows up, the donation falls through. Tony relapses a few times as well, sneaking alcohol into his room somehow and having to wait all over again to be put back onto the list because you have to be sober for at least a year to be eligible for a donation. Peter barged into his room trying to hide from the nurses looking for him again and Tony, dying and bored out of his mind, helped him hide. They talk and a friendship is formed. They bond over slowly dying, their love for everything science, and nerd over sci-fi movies. It's one of the most meaningful and deep relationships Tony has ever had and it breathes purpose into him. He's trying to do better, live better, be better. And then one day, a donor comes through, a perfect match and Tony wants to tell Peter but doesn't have the chance to. He's taken into surgery almost immediately, it goes well, in fact goes beyond that— Tony comes out of the OR a new man (sore and in pain, but healthy). But Peter never shows up, he asks the nurse about him but they avoid meeting his eyes. Three days later, May shows up, with bloodshot eyes and a defeated hunch to her shoulder, and tells him that Peter passed four days ago. That a week after meeting Tony, he had tested to see if he was a match for him and when he knew that he was, he was adamant to donate his liver to the man. He threw a fit when the doctors told him that despite having a healthy liver, his body would not withstand the strain the operation would put him through. May tells him about how Peter made her promise that when he dies, she'll donate all his organs, and give Tony his liver. She tells him that she did, that the liver he got was Peter's and that now, Tony will always have a piece of the boy with him. She tells him that now he has a second chance in life, that he has the opportunity to do good, to be better and that he owes it to Peter to try. They mourn him together, grieve his loss together. Tony starts a foundation in Peter's honor, hosts galas and charity events in his name. He takes better care of his body, of his health. He became a better person for Peter, because Peter was everything.

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[gracieparkerr]

Peter is arrested for the murder of Quentin Beck. He’s put on The Raft, where they put power dampening cuffs on him, they keep him weak and tired and dumb. He sits alone for so long in a solitary cell, freezing and underfed, that he starts hallucinating Tony talking to him.

“Hey, kid. Don’t fall asleep too long. I know your head hurts. Wake up. Come on.”

“Alrighty, sleepyhead. Put your chin up. Let me see your eyes. Good boy.”

“Up and at ‘em, Parker. Give me the first two-hundred digits of PI. Don’t give me that look, I’m still the boss.”

Sometimes, when Peter’s fever gets high enough, he can press his forehead into the cool metal wall of the cell, and he can imagine that he’s leaning against an Iron Man suit.

It helps him get through the night. That’s really all he can hope for.

[fotibrit]

tony survived the snap but has been kept on the ramp for testing. He’s in the cell next door. Nothing he says or does convinces Peter he’s real, though. Sometimes he wonders himself if he is.

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SPIDER-SHENANIGANS PART 1

I feel as if we don’t get to see enough of Spider-Man in the MCU being a snarky, silly, guy who gets on people’s nerves. We get to see a bunch of Peter’s character development and him being childish but it always feels like they’re too busy putting him through unimaginable horrors instead of letting him be this insanely smart and kind while also unbelievably petty vigilante.

We get glimpses of it here and there in homecoming but I need them to really dial up the messy, bored, reckless teenager aspect of his character

So I now present—

SPIDER-SHENANIGANS, a little tumbler post series I plan on doing containing my own head-cannons of what Spider-Man gets up to when he’s not saving the city.

I think that Spider-Man would enjoy simply signing shit. Firstly nothing he signs holds any power since nobody knows who he is. Secondly he’s a minor, nothing he signs is legally binding regardless.

Peter would be fully aware of both of these things and just go around agreeing to literally anything for the bit.

Daredevil would grow concerned for his younger vigilante friend and try to discourage this believing Spider-Man was just naive and susceptible to being manipulated due to his clearly innocent and pure hearted intentions

Daredevil would give him Matt Murdocks number and tell him to call if he runs into any legal trouble. Daredevil would try and sneak in little lessons about legal issues during team-ups. Daredevil would beg Spider-Man to please please please read the contract before signing with tears in his eyes.

Peter would find this to be the funniest thing ever and keep signing every peice of paper that gets handed his way.

Spider-Man signs legal documents.

Spider-Man agrees to pay for insurance damages on behalf of others,

Spider-Man gets an ordination certificate and officiates people’s marriages for ten bucks.

Spider-Man signs autographs

Spider-Man enlists In the army and actually shows up to boot camp for a few days before disappearing.

Spider-Man gets patents for his webbing, crawling on walls and the hyphen in Spider-Man.

At one point Spider-Man runs to be mayor of New York so that Fisk won’t get the position. As soon as Fisk goes back in jail he drops out but it’s concerning how far into the race he makes it.

Spider-Man gets hired by SHIELD and does nothing but use their technology, eat their food and read their classified documents.

Spider-Man signs away his soul to Mephisto he just wanted to know how far he could take this bit. To the absolute horror of everyone it somehow works and Spider-Man doesn’t get dragged to hell.

Spider-Man would never explain how or why, Spider-Man’s only defense would be “that’s not legally binding!” alongside zero justification as to why the very real contracts written by very expensive lawyers have zero credibility.

Spider-Man would sign the accords and follow through with zero of the outlined terms and conditions.

officer: You signed the accords Spider-Man! It’s the only reason we’ve let you operate so long unchecked. You have to submit to-

Spider-Man: Oh sorry man, uh no thanks…

officer: What?

Spider-Man: that’s not legally binding.

Officer: …yes it is,

Spider-Man: No it’s not.

Daredevil: *confused but supportive glaring*

Spider-Man dead serious: that’s not legally binding. Hey Buddy, Daredevil, tell them it’s not legally binding.

Officer: I watched you sign it? It’s been approved by the states attorneys! we’ve had-

Daredevil: it’s not legally binding.

Officer: … okay…

——

Mephisto: Spider-Man a soul like yours is rare indeed, I’m here to collect the price-

Spider-Man: Hey Daredevil look this guys cosplaying as you!

Daredevil :…is this a…friend of yours?

Mephisto: Ha! Friends? I own him!

Daredevil exasperated: …Kid, you need to stop doing that. For the last time you can’t sell your soul It’s either involuntary servitude or trafficking. Both of which are illegal.

Spider-Man: this guys a total scam. I bet he’s not even really the devil. he’s probably just inhabiting a hell like dimension and using the biblical idea of hell to pray on people’s desperation and influence them into making deals.

Mephisto: You will pay the price! Our contract clearly stated-

Spider-Man: Do I get to ask for an attorney? Wait Red can you be my counsel thing or whatever? Tell the guy that deal wasn’t legally binding.

Daredevil: that deal wasn’t legally binding.

[finemeal]

“Iron Man and Batman are parallels to each other” broke

“Spider-Man and Batman are parallels to each other” woke

In this essay I will—

[minimarvelh]

Tony: Hey everyone! Look at this amazing and awesome boy *holds (very much confused) 15 year old Peter in his arms*

Everyone:

Tony, beaming: I made a new suit for him, do you like it?

Avengers: ...

Tony: it matches his eyes

Peter, whispering: my eyes are not red

Pepper: Tony? The fuck? Where did you get this child?! Where are his parents?

Tony: Here. I mean I’m here, so that’s one. But we can all co-parent like this one small village in China, where they basically-

Peter: actually, I have an au-

Pepper: Tony, we don’t have any kids.

Tony: too late to get out of parent duties. Now, Petey, bambino, say hi to your new mom.

[fotibrit]

in an au where tony lives. Peter post spell falling into alcoholism and ending up at a AA meeting where he sees a (well disguised) familiar face.

Peter hears Tony say how long he’s been sober. counts the months back and finds that it’s right around the time Peter dusted away.

Peter was two weeks sober when he attended the first meeting. When Peter attends the next meeting, he is one day sober.

[lunasky2491]

peter raises morgan fic idea + eventual irondad

the plot bunny has come to haunt me…

because au where tony, pepper and may were both blipped and peter and morgan were left behind!

none of the remaining avengers ever knew that peter parker was spider-man and tony and pepper wanted to keep morgan out of the spotlight so told no one of her existence except rhodey who was also snapped.

with everyone who knew peter was spider-man (or were close with him) gone he falls into foster care along with morgan (who only he knew the existence of).

with CPS getting so many new cases because of the snap they’re letting kids be fostered by people with little to no background checks and so 16 year old peter got shipped off to an abusive home where lo and behold he finds baby morgan (having been taken when police forces were checking all houses to see if vulnerable individuals were left behind)

having to learn to survive in a place that cares little for them, peter vows to protect morgan and so raises her.

by the time he is able to leave the system two years later, he is forced to find a place and a reliable job in order to be able to adopt morgan and so after 3-6? dreadful months of waiting he’s able to get custody.

from then on for the next 3 years he raises morgan in his own (unable to contact the avengers because who would believe an older teenager and toddler to be close to any of the hero’s. and it doesn’t help that peter hasn’t gone out as spider-man since before the snap as he prioritised morgan before all else because if he was gone what would happen to her? so for all anyone else knew spider-man was one of the ones snapped.)

so when scot comes back from the quantum realm peter was never informed that they were going to try and invent time travel. but because tony was snapped as well as shuri and peter was unaware, bruce was the only one capable of creating time travel, although in doing so it took years instead of a day.

now three years later they traveled back and bruce was the one to snap everyone back (although this time past thanos didn’t know what was happening so didn’t use past nebula to bring them through to the present aka tony doesn’t die)

no instead tony snaps back on titan along with everyone else who was snapped there and looks wildly around for peter who is notably absent.

back on earth everyone is snapping back all over the place, people who were on planes falling out of the sky, others hit by cars in the middle of roads while others are crushed by things that were not there before. and peter is trying to take morgan somewhere or go to work in the middle of this and gets injured.

tony at this point is now racing back to earth through one of strange’s portals confused to see what is happening but nobody seems to know where peter is

and morgan?

no one knows where or who his daughter is!

did she blip like the rest of them? she can’t of because pepper can’t find her anywhere!

and then the fic basically just continues on with tony and pepper trying to find peter and morgan so they can be a family again and find out all that has been forced upon their kids in their absence

i’d expect this to be 30k+ words so honestly anyone let me know if they’d be interested in me writing this (promise for slow updates as i am procrastinating enough with my other wip 💀) but yeah this idea randomly occurred to me while in the shower

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GETTY TO WORK PLEASE OELAASE

[minimarvelh]

Tony: *tries to get the last piece of pizza*

Peter: *bites it from Tony’s hand*

Tony: what the heck kid..

Peter: I bit it so it’s mine now.

Tony:

Tony:

Tony:

Tony: *bites Peter’s hand*

Peter: what the frick man??

Tony: that was way easier than trying to finalise adoption papers.

Peter, squeaking and dropping the pizza: wHaT?

[gracieparkerr]

When Peter went; he had this look on his face that was wholly dependent. He was begging Tony to fix it— because that’s Tony did. He fixed things. He held them together.

That was the last time Tony had held a kid in his arms. It was not a happy memory. Tony had cried, and his whole chest felt hollow with grief. It is a sort of degloving, the loss of a child.

When Morgan was born, she was Tony’s spitting image; even as a little bundle of squirming arms and legs, tiny toes and little fists that wrapped around Tony’s entire pinky finger. She looked just like him. She had her mother’s spite, her fire, but she had his brown eyes and his enduring curiosity, the same prodding instinct to get exactly what she wanted— and when dear Maguna looked at him, there was that same intensity to it that he’d seen once before. Trust, unwavering.

He knew, then.

What happened before, would never happen a second time. Tony Stark never made the same mistake twice. Whatever horrible, awful thing he’d be cursed to do, to let his girl grow up (like Peter was supposed to) then he would do it in the snap of his fingers.

And in the end, that’s exactly what he did.

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yo come outside

[gracieparkerr]

no… I don’t think I will do that

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booooo tomato tomato