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imrussiantothekitchen update

henlo everybody

so i made this new account after not being able to get into imrussiantothekitchen.tumblr.com EMAIL. thx tumblr u rock. 

SO here is new ME, same trash same content!!

https://imrussiantothekitchen2.tumblr.com/

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Hello world

Tumblr is asking us 2 change our passwords . But I have no idea what my password is for my e-mail so I can’t reset it. I want to let you guys know u mean the world to me !! If I get logged out of my phone ( which is the only thing keeping my account alive) then that’s it!!!!

I hope u guys enjoyed imrussiantothekitchen. You’re all brave, kind, and positive people ( you shit posters as well) . Catch you on the flip side . xo

#ripimrussiantothekitchen

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transparent puns for your crush or your friends!!

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R U HELLA FAMOUS NOW? HOW DO U DO IT?!much love!

IDK WHAT DOES IT MEAN TO BE HELLA FAMOUS?!?!?!??!

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YOUR URL IS THE BEST THING SINCE SLICED BREAD

BAHAHAHA THANK YOU FRIENDLY RUSSIAN FRIEND YOU ARE FANTASTIC

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I WAS TAGGED

Rule 1 - Post the rules.

Rule 2 - Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post and then make 11 new ones.

Rule 3 - Tag 11 people and link them to your post.

Rule 4 - Let them know you’ve tagged them.

1. Have you had a first kiss?

I HAVE ACTUALLY.

2. If yes to #1, what was the story? If no, is there anybody you’d like it to be?

Uh, well, you see. It was really my first boyfriend (AMY, it was Cortner) and so I was, y'know nervous. But, right before one-acts rehearsal, I had about ten minutes free time. So, we ran around our middle school for like eight of those minutes, trying to find a place void of teachers. Eventually, we got to the Orchestra room, which had no teacher in it. So, we kissed and then he walked me to rehearsal. I was late, and a director, and I was bright red. It was so embarrassing!

3. If you could live in any time period besides this one, when would it be, and why?

Probably the 1950s because I FUCKING LOVE THE CLOTHES.

4. What do you want to name your children, if you want to have any?

Mai and Mickel. Don't question it. JUST DON'T.

5. Favorite genre of food?

FOODS HAVE GENRES?! WEIRD. That's not exactly how I would word it... BUT. My favourite TYPE of food is BBQ because MEAT.

6. Have you ever had your sexuality questioned?

Actually, yeah. A lot during freshman year. It was weird... Especially since it was mainly at the beginning of the year, and I had a boyfriend at the time.

7. If you could speak another language, what would it be? 

French. BECAUSE GOD DAMMIT IT'S PRETTY.

8. What would you do if you knew you could not fail?

Everything.

10. If you could have an exotic animal tamed to keep as a safe pet, what would it be?

A LION.

11. What significant moment(s) history have you lived through?

GREAT QUESTION. Uh... 9/11...That's all I can think of. IT'S PASSED MIDNIGHT LEAVE ME ALONE.

My Questions:

What's the most embarrassing moment you've ever had?

What's your favourite song? Why?

Favourite television show?

What's the single thing that makes you happiest?

If you could meet anyone, dead or alive, who would it be? Why?

Why did you join tumblr?

Favourite type of candy?

Best piece of advice?

What makes you who you are?

If you could live in any movie, and movie at all, what movie would it be?

What is one thing you wish you could do?

I tag:

dbeltfan1203, worthlesspleasure, thejoesofpooping, sherlockjumpedoffbartsand, imrussiantothekitchen, yourmomgoesmoo, caramelbits, onefiercechick, gaelilove, narutochic, and maddieiswhatiam