#inane post

[inziladun]

"túrin is so stupid" -- unlike you, brave reviewer, who would surely have mastered your fate ! 🫡

[welcomingdisaster]

i know it's all translation for their own, different months but man it feels wrong giving the silmarillion elves february. what next, fingolfin knows what tuesday is? i don't fucking think so

[fayeandknight]

I wish there was a non pretentious way to warn people that my dog is incredibly charming.

I don't mean it in a self congratulating way because my dog is ~just that cute~.

I mean to give fair warning that she will convince you to throw a toy for her for three or more hours. And I want to prepare you for being disoriented and confused about where the time went when something finally breaks her spell.

[windsweptlassie]

i’m cute

[umeed-e-sehr]

So the thing about being in an unfamiliar city is that I often don't know about the festivals or any cool happenings till after they are done. But to have a book festival for half a day, like come on, it should be at least for the whole weekend.

[harpsicalbiobug]

Hello boring weather post but why is it snowing fiercely in Denver at 39.7 degrees on May, 20th?

[inziladun]

https://www.liveauctioneers.com/item/233139802_tolkien-als-refuting-allegory-in-his-trilogy-to-ask-if-the-orcs-are-communists-is-to-me-as-wilton-ct/

Can anyone spare me $50k....

[inziladun]

BOND GIRL, 45 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

paragraphs that suddenly and accurately give you a sense of your place in relation to the mainstream