Just began a MeCobs fanfic based on that one headcanon someone (I think it was the 📱🌽 anon?) made, of Mephone4 being Steve's sugar baby.
Feeling bored and upset, Mephone4 was scrolling through Grindr, feeling bored and a bit horny. Everyone on the app seemed plain and boring, but he kept searching for someone. He was already on the app there were likely four hours, but he didn't mind, not at all.
Busy with his searching, he barely registered a certain message he received from an user called "RulerOfEverything", whatever that means.
- “Hey cutie, saw your profile — what's yoyr price?”
- “Interested on getting a sgar daddy?;)”
At first, he got a bit shocked — he wasn't expecting that, not at all! But sometimes, surprises can be nice. Then, he saw the grammatical errors, which... Don't mean nothing to him — but he saw them. Feeling awkward, he messaged the user back.
- “What do you mean with 'my price'?”
And then, fully rationalizing, noticed the second message, and oh gosh, the way he blushed — the way he seemed to get a bit turned on. He cleared his throat and went to type a message for the user.
- “I don't know you — why should I trust you? Who even ARE you? "
He saw the other user began to write a response, and carefully waited as he saw what the other person wrote.
- “I? Nah. Let's talk about you instrad! Alsp, your price! How much for you 2 be my baby?"
- “I think you would go pretty well with lace panties, pink ones."
Everything was pretty scary for Mephone4, but oh gosh, he was highly turned on. And, since this was the first person to actually want him, he wouldn't miss it, he wouldn't fail it.
Mephone4 clicked 'send', already overthinking, believing that the unknown user would be too busy for him — everyone is always too busy for him, and it sucks.
"Child", what a weird nickname. Not that Mephone4 hated it, but it felt weird. To be treated like a child...
- "May I have your address? I think we should meet! ;)"
Mephone4 asked them, praying they'd send, that they wouldn't fool him.
As the other user sent the address, Mephone4 grabbed his car keys and wallet and went to his car, driving towards said address while listening to some generic pop music playing on the radio. He always loved car trips, they feel nice. While he was distracted with his own mind, he noticed he was close to the user's address, and parked near it — it was a considerably fancy house, and he wondered WHY someone this fancy would want something with a person like HIM. He left from his car and locked it, before knocking on the person's door.
(I'ma finish whenever I feel like doing so, also, it's on ao3 woohoo)
Oh FUCK yes pls continue writing so peak… so awesum 😳😳😳😳 feeding the masses ong tysm -🪶