#inapro-pro

[hsr-confessions]

does the homestar have the dick. where.

I don't have to disclose that information, thats his business

[weirdmarioenemies]

Name: Bear

Debut: Super Mario Land 2: Six Golden Coins

This sure is a bear! Only a few feet tall, no discernible neck, and riding on a beach ball. Just like any other bear. I wouldn’t blame you for thinking these were photos!

Stage 2 of Mario Zone features a few of these bears on balls, and when the bear is defeated, Mario can jump on the ball and use it to safely traverse the spiked balls that make up the environment. 

Name: Bomubomu

Debut: Super Mario Land 2: Six Golden Coins

Two in one post? You’ll see why soon enough! Bomubomu is a weird pig whose snout contains not a nose, but a big ol’ cannon hole out of which is shoots cannonballs. These cannonballs are, luckily, slow-moving, and can be jumped on to “defeat” them. They appear in multiple areas, including stage 2 of Mario Zone, alongside the bears on balls.

...You’ve noticed by now the emphasis on a certain word in this post. No, that’s not just an immature joke! Well, not on my part, anyway.

You see, Mario Zone is a giant robotic Mario, and each stage takes place on a different part of his body. Usually, the theme is completely unrelated to the bodily location, but... stage 2 is completely themed around balls. Sure, we can call them anything else- spheres, orbs, round-aroos- but that doesn’t change the fact that the stage that represents Mario’s pelvic region just so happens to be entirely made of them, full of enemies that ride on them and use them as ammunition. 

I really don’t know how to conclude this post. I’ve done enough damage already. I’m sorry, everyone.

[hsr-confessions]

i had a homestar phase in 2016 where i constantly messaged others about mpreg and also i clearly did not know anything about it and it makes me die on the inside every time i think about it

What...what did you THINK it was

[hsr-confessions]

Bubs vore Coach Z

I hate you anon

-mod SB

[hsr-confessions]

i wonder if there's any other parts of strong sad that are also elephantine 😏

I've gotten this ask over a year ago and it still haunts me!

[ladylazabath]

richardharington

replied to your

chat

:

steve: everyone has a dark side, even me me: ok,...

steve: i sucked a dick in public once……. twice…………………………. A COUPLE TIMES OK

THANH

[ohpierre]

You see,

Steve is too cool to poop.

Poop is for peasants.

[pairofs0cks]

I'm so excited for when my best friends & I are all older, to the point where I could tell their children all my fucked up stories about high school. Lmfao holy shit.