Mar 30, 2017
*tosses all okcupid messages into nearest forest*
seen from United Kingdom
seen from China
seen from United States
seen from Slovenia
seen from Spain
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Germany
seen from China
seen from T1
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Malaysia
seen from Germany
seen from Slovenia
seen from United States
seen from Belgium
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
*tosses all okcupid messages into nearest forest*
Shitty Openers: Nature Edition continues!
You might be tempted to give this guy creativity points (even if, like me, you abhor the message) but hold your breath! This is a cut & paster. I’ve seen the line on “OkCupid opener ideas!1!!” lists, and more than one friend has received it word for word. From different guys.
Yaaaaay.
No, but I do believe you are wearing a fucking fedora, m’lady.
But *I* wanted the house on Mars! I hate cleaning up dragon shits.