#inccorrect quote

[diobrandossucculenttitties]

Giorno: Bucciarati I need you to check under my bed for monsters.

Bucciarati: Look kid, I appreciate your confidence in me, but if there's a monster its gonna kill us both.

[i-will-eat-your-spleen]

Bruno: Narancia, come here. I gotta fix your hair.

Narancia: Whoa, whoa, whoa! No, no, no!

Bruno: What?

Narancia: I’m not letting you fix my hair with your spit-licked hand!

Bruno: Well I don’t want my son coming to dinner looking like some kind of wild animal!

[pinkandbluereplies]

Aang: my fire bending teacher must be top of the line, graceful, skilled-

Zuko: hey guys- trips over his own feet and falls flat on his face

Aang: that one. I want that one.

[incorrectmichaelscottquotes]

jim: do you think i can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?

dwight: you’re a hazard to society

pam: and a coward. do 20

[incorrectmichaelscottquotes]

dwight: jim, why is there a potted plant on my desk?

jim: oh, i put it there so it can replace all the oxygen you waste

[incorrectmichaelscottquotes]

“i’m dreaming of a racially diverse christmas”

— michael scott, probably. on diversity day: christmas edition

[absolutely-correct-bnha]

Midoriya: The new plan is no plan, we wing it! It probably won't work but I said it with a lot of confidence!