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Stiles just breaking in to all the Packs houses.

(The loft)

Stiles: “Oh hi! Didn’t know you were in, don’t mind me!”

Derek: “???”

(Scott’s.)

Stiles: “do you have a plaster I can have? I cut up my finger making dinner and we don’t have any.”

Melissa: “stiles! Oh my god. Why do you- what do you mean you cut up your finger?!? Let me see!”

(The Argents)

Stiles: “don’t shoot me! I just need to borrow some mountain ash.”

Chris, knows for a fact that he set traps in case someone did manage to get through his security. Knows that this boy should be dead because of said traps: “how…”

(Peters)

Peter: “do I want to know how you got a copy of my key?”

Stiles: “probably not! Do you still have that book on druid rituals?”

Peter: “…yes it’s in my room, I’ll go get it for you. Have you eaten today?”

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I want the Doctor to be parental with a companion again, not like whatever the fuck they did with 15, more like what 12 and bill had. Except I want it properly acknowledged that The Doctor views this person in a parental way and that said person also views the Doctor as a parent.

When the Master turns back up, cos like they obviously will, I want them to be able to immediately tell that the Doctor views someone as their child because of some telepathic shit (parental bond that gallifreyans just naturally make when they have a child, wether said child was theirs to begin with or not) I also want the Master to, upon meeting said child, immediately start acting like that weird aunt/uncle/godparent because at the end of the day that’s their best friends/spouse’s child and obviously they now love them too.

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Merlin canonically having a high kill count is amazing. Cos like in loads of media the main character is this person who is being forced to fight, they really don’t want to, and as such they barely kill anyone.

Now Merlin. Merlin is kinda forced to fight, and he does really not want to (most of the time. Angry gremlin.) but he just kinda… gives up on the whole trying not to kill thing. Really fucking fast. And I love it.

Like yesssss babe kill that man. He deserves it.

Oh is it an army? Oh it is? Kill them all. AND HE DOES! I love it.

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Companion: “The Master is terrible! They’re just always killing people! I’m glad you’re not like them Doctor.”

The Doctor: ((committed Murder By Rock when he has like 12)) “oh- ah yes, terrible. Mmhm, absolutely not like them- at all, nuh uh.

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Harry: Hey, I made this friendship bracelet for you, I have one too, see? We’re matching! (Hands over bracelet)

Severus: Ah.. thank you? But I’m not really a jewellery kind of person. (Takes It reluctantly)

Harry: Oh.. well that’s okay, you don’t have to wear it… (tries to take it back)

Severus: No. I’m going to wear it forever. Back off (Snatches it back, glares)

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I’d die for a flashback of academy era thoschei

Even if it was just theta and koschei running in koschei’s fathers land

Or a scene of the Deca all together

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Now obviously this is Dream Of The Endless, however since the first time I saw that scene all I can think about is severus snape wearing that outfit and oh my god it’s driving me insane!!

Can someone really good at art please draw severus wearing it?? Please????? 😭

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Harry, absentmindedly: “you have really nice eyes.”

Severus, just trying to read: “what?”

Harry, panicking: “I SAID YOU HAVE REALLY NICE THIGHS!”

Severus: “….what.”

Harry: “wait- no I didn’t- shit I mean- I didn’t - I’m sor- I’ll go.”

Harry, runs from the room.

Severus, staring off into space: “what the fuck.”