#incorrect 501st

[crashlanding-skywalker]

Hunter: Are you guys like drug dealers or something.

Rex: Kinda

Kix, handing Hunter a blaster: okay, so i run the drug cartel with Dogma and Tup. The twins, Echo & Fives, work for me. Hawk is in the mafia, Appo Jesse and Hardcase work at a dispensery for discounts. And Rex just takes any hallucinogens we give him.

Wrecker: What about those three that keep trying to recruit Tech for something?

Rex: Hevy, Droidbait and Cutup? Escorts. I manage them. Hevy is our suburban housewives boy, Droidbait is rich housewives, as for Cutup well, he just does whatever he wants.

Crosshair: Is the 501st Vegas?

Tup: Yes, that is exactly what we are.

[thebaddestofbatches]

Tup: If you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?

Kix: Maybe a bit tipsy?

Jesse: Drunk.

Fives: Wasted.

Hardcase: Dead.

[serpentinesomebody]

Hardcase: is letting someone win at dejarik sapiosexual bottoming?

Kix: does anyone in this godforsaken legion ever think before they speak

[dxmerons]

Rex: dumbest scar stories, GO!

Ahsoka: I burned my tongue once drinking tea

Padme: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it

Fives: I have graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil

Anakin: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and got a really bad burn

Obi Wan:

Obi Wan: I have emotional scars

[dxmerons]

Rex: you know, sometimes I regret showing you how a blender works.

Fives, drinking toast: why do you say that?