Fox: [walking out the door] Sith lord. Coruscant’s haunted.
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But seriously, why don’t more people mention how many guns fox seems to have? This is more than the rex, cody, bly, or wolffe figures. Fox canonically being fucking insane/overarmed in this way is so funny to me.
Fives: You shot me!
Fox: Yes... well... thank you for not dying.
Fives: Yeah, you're welcome.
Source: The Legend of Vox Machina
2
Fox: Best thing you can do with Sith is ignore them.
Rex: ??
Fox: Then you sneak into their house at four AM, which, statistically speaking, is the hour people are least prepared to defend themselves.
Anakin: Correct.
Fox: Once you're standing over them, as they sleep in their bed, you start to beat them with a thick, heavy rope, soaked in red paint.
Rex and Cody: (⊙_⊙;)
Fox: pummeling them over, and over until they wake, confusing the paint for their own blood.
Rex: ಠ_ಠ
Fox: When they beg you to stop, you laugh, loud as you can, for as long as you can.
Rex: (⊙﹏⊙)
Fox: And then... you start to beat them again.
Cody: *drops his caf mug*
Source: Ted Lasso
3
Tech: Do you ever want to be in charge? Be the boss? Get all the credit?
Althea: We used to believe that trees competed with each other for light. Suzanne Simard's field work challenged that perception, and we now realize that the forest is a socialist community. Trees work in harmony to share the sunlight.
Tech: Can't you just give me a straight answer? For once?
Source: Ted Lasso
4
Fives: Hey, want to play 20 questions?
M!Reader: Uh, sure? What's your favorite color?
Fives: Triangle. Are you into men??
Source: Unclear; possibly twitter
5
Thorn: Fox, what are you looking for.
Fox: *looking around HQ* My will to live.
*Zyla walks in*
Fox: There it is.
Source: Unclear; possibly tumblr
6
Obi-Wan: Do you ever have déjà vu?
Cody: Didn't you just ask me that?
Source: Groundhog Day (1993)
7
Hunter: When I first met you, I did not like you.
Nem: I'm aware of that.
Hunter: But then you and I had some time together.
Nem: Uh huh.
Hunter: It did not get better.
Source: The Big Bang Theory (I don't like this show, but it has good jokes occasionally)
8
Hunter: Emmee kissed you, and you said "thank you"?
Echo: Yes.
Hunter: Well, that was very polite.
Source: Gilmore Girls
9
Fox: Holy shit, Riyo! Are those your real tits?
Riyo: 🫢
Fox: I feel like a shiny; I can't stop staring at them!
Fox: Where did you get those?
Riyo: My mom.
Source: Ted Lasso
I've wanted to work on any of these but event stuff is coming first and I'm loving running it so fucking much and seeing everyone's work makes me so fucking happy 🥹
Came up with the concept of Boba Fett being 5,7 while the rest of the clones are the standard 6 feet
Boba’s supposed to be a completely unaltered clone meanwhile the rest are made to be perfect in every way and I think it’s funny if they manipulated the dna to make the clone troopers 6 feet (the clones canon height) and just left Boba as the short king he is (actor height)
Boba would be so pissed like
Boba: “I am better than you in every possible way, I am without flaw and you are just a sick copy
Cody: bending down to be eye level with him: yes totally 100%
