#incorrect clone force 99

[crashlanding-skywalker]

[the batch get back to pabu after a mission and Omega notice that Crosshair is clearly not happy (sad)]

Omega, gives him a leaf:

Crosshair: What...?

Omega: I be-leaf in you.

Crosshair:

Omega:

Crosshair, with a hint of a smile: Wrecker told you to do that, didnt he?

Omega, nods:

Crosshair, letting out a chuckle: of course he did

[crashlanding-skywalker]

Interviewer: so Crosshair tell us

Interviewer: whats your love language?

Crosshair: errr.. Physical contact?

[Flashback]

cadet! Crosshair: Some people are like slinkies.

cadet! Tech: What?

Crosshair: Not really good for much but bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.

Tech:

Crosshair:

Tech: Please don't push Hunter down the stairs.

Crosshair, pushing Hunter down the stairs: Too late.

[crashlanding-skywalker]

Lyana: Hey, have you seen Tech and Phee?

Omega: Yeah, they just heelied down to the beach together holding hands.

[crashlanding-skywalker]

Hunter: Having siblings is crazy

Hunter: cuz you can be like "hey, remember that time you beat me with a rolling pin"

Hunter, looking at Crosshair: and they'll go "haha yeah, good times"

[crashlanding-skywalker]

Hunter: Are you guys like drug dealers or something.

Rex: Kinda

Kix, handing Hunter a blaster: okay, so i run the drug cartel with Dogma and Tup. The twins, Echo & Fives, work for me. Hawk is in the mafia, Appo Jesse and Hardcase work at a dispensery for discounts. And Rex just takes any hallucinogens we give him.

Wrecker: What about those three that keep trying to recruit Tech for something?

Rex: Hevy, Droidbait and Cutup? Escorts. I manage them. Hevy is our suburban housewives boy, Droidbait is rich housewives, as for Cutup well, he just does whatever he wants.

Crosshair: Is the 501st Vegas?

Tup: Yes, that is exactly what we are.

[crashlanding-skywalker]

Crosshair: Having siblings is weird

Crosshair, looking at Omega: Cuz its MIDNIGHT and Eliza Hamilton is walking down the stairs.