Incorrect Alex&Reggie&Luke as things MCU Loki has said to Thor bc the sibling vibes are REAL
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Willie: so, uh, Alex.. do you know this, uh...this, uh, what do you call yourself? Baste?
Reggie: Bassist, dude, I’m a bassist
Reggie: tell him
Alex, trying to be cool: I’ve never met this man in my life
Reggie: he’s my brother!
Alex, panicking: metaphorically
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Alex trying to use Julie’s computers to search for date ideas: *clicking the mouse randomly*
Reggie, moral support: I thought you said you knew how to use this
Alex: no I said how hard can it be?
Reggie: well whatever you’re doing man, I suggest you do it faster
Alex: shut up, Reg
Luke, also moral support: you must’ve missed something
Alex: I didn’t I’m pressing every button on this thing *frantically hitting buttons*
Reggie: no, don’t hit it, just press it, gently
Alex: I am pressing it gently! *slams on button* it’s not working!
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Luke: *lies to Alex*
Alex: *finds out*
Alex: you lied to me..
Luke: oh shit oh shit oh shit
Alex: ...I’m impressed, man