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Incorrect Reggie as things Owen Joyner said; 3rd Installment

Reggie: *falls over*

Reggie: *grabs Luke’s hat and puts it on*

Reggie: *stumbles whilst unfolding a chair*

Reggie: *almost falls again sitting in chair*

Alex, Luke and Julie:

Reggie: anyways-

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Reggie showing Julie where he used to live: and this log here is where I used to come get away from my parents fighting

Reggie: ‘cause they had *dabs* marital issues *dabs again*

Julie: Reggie are you okay

Reggie:

Julie:

Reggie: -so anyways, that tree there is where I used to go for a Coke, or have a good cry

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(This one isn’t Reggie as Owen but it’s Reggie as Danielle so close enough)

Alex: this is my epipen which I have in case I have an allergic reaction

Reggie: okay so what do I do if you stop breathing?

Alex: stab it into my leg *pats thigh*

Reggie: I don’t- bleugh *pulls face* I don’t wanna

Alex: oh so you’re not gonna do it because it grosses you out? You’re just gonna let me die?

Reggie: I guess

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Am I paraphrasing so it fits contextually? Yes, but it’s finnneeee

The First instalment | The Second Installment

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Incorrect Reggie as things Owen Joyner has said; the sequel

Reggie: *tugs Luke’s beanie down over his face*

Reggie: *hides fully behind Alex and holds his hands in finger guns under his chin*

Reggie: not to sound, conceited or whatever, but I feel like a Navy SEAL right now

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Reggie: *trips and walks through people*

Reggie: Alex, I hit a couple

Alex:

Reggie: they were cool about it though

Alex: I - okay

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Reggie: -and so then I went up to this guy and i was like, hey! Where’s the Orpheum, and he said I don’t think this city has an Orpheum

Julie, visibly concerned: Reg-

Reggie: which, y’know, to me that’s, y’know, weird, because we’ve played the Orpheum, and done a sound check at the Orpheum, and sat on the Orpheum sign, so uh, that was a little confusing

Thinking of coining a new word:

Himbosity: a measure of how himbo one is, grounded in their respect for women, attractiveness, and how little they use their brain cells

Example: Reggie and Owen Joyner are of a similar himbosity

The original post is here | The third edition

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Incorrect Reggie as things Owen Joyner has said; episode four

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Alex: you look fine

Reggie, eyes half rolled into his head: I feel fine

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Luke: so I think-

Reggie: *starts singing*

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Reggie trying to slide between Alex and Willie who are taking up all the space between the island and the counter: oh god, oh my god, okay, oh no

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Julie: so.. Luke’s pretty hot

Reggie, who’s already adopted Julie as his baby sister: *gags*

Julie:

Reggie: I’m sorry, I almost threw up in my mouth

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Episode 1 | Episode 2 | Episode 3 |

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Incorrect Reggie as things Owen Joyner has said; 6

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Carlos: *hands Reggie a Nintendo switch*

Reggie: perfect!

Reggie:

Reggie: what is it?

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Reggie after watching MTV cribs with Ray: what’s up, I’m Reggie, and when I’m not dying of food poisoning, I’m chilling out in my crib

Alex:

Julie:

Luke:

Reggie: so come on in

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Reggie: so I just come out here-

Reggie: *sits in one of those kids picnic benches*

Luke: dude you are not gonna fit

Reggie: -with my girl, y’know what I mean?

Reggie: *stands up, attempts to climb out*

Luke:

Reggie: *almost falls*

Luke: I told you

Reggie: *almost falls again*

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Incorrect Reggie as Owen Joyner quotes: (8) Twitter Edition

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Reggie: *being a benevolent kitchen ghost and helping Ray out*

Alex & Luke: *judging him*

Reggie: anyone else feel like a wizard when you make the little bubbles from the dish soap bottle?

Alex: no-

Luke: yes!

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Reggie: there’s a puddle

Alex: I can see that

Reggie: it’s about six feet wide

Alex: no

Reggie: do you think with a running star i can clear it?

Alex: absolutely not

Reggie: I’m wearing white sneakers...

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Reggie: you don’t know what true fear is until you make eye contact with someone through that little crack in the bathroom door

Alex:

Alex: you’re literally invisible?

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Incorrect Alex&Reggie&Luke as things MCU Loki has said to Thor bc the sibling vibes are REAL

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Willie: so, uh, Alex.. do you know this, uh...this, uh, what do you call yourself? Baste?

Reggie: Bassist, dude, I’m a bassist

Reggie: tell him

Alex, trying to be cool: I’ve never met this man in my life

Reggie: he’s my brother!

Alex, panicking: metaphorically

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Alex trying to use Julie’s computers to search for date ideas: *clicking the mouse randomly*

Reggie, moral support: I thought you said you knew how to use this

Alex: no I said how hard can it be?

Reggie: well whatever you’re doing man, I suggest you do it faster

Alex: shut up, Reg

Luke, also moral support: you must’ve missed something

Alex: I didn’t I’m pressing every button on this thing *frantically hitting buttons*

Reggie: no, don’t hit it, just press it, gently

Alex: I am pressing it gently! *slams on button* it’s not working!

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Luke: *lies to Alex*

Alex: *finds out*

Alex: you lied to me..

Luke: oh shit oh shit oh shit

Alex: ...I’m impressed, man