#incorrect anipoke

[weird-cryptic-stray]

Serena: And remember; buttercream is the only acceptable icing. Whipped icing is a coward’s choice and fondant people have some serious problems that led to them accepting Play-Doh as acceptable cake decoration, for which they can battle me in the street.

Clemont: ...You have one (1) fully evolved Pok—

Miette: Fine, turn on your location, and we can talk.

Serena: Hope you bring a Dachsbun, then, since it’s clearly going to be the only well-baked thing about you.

Ash: Dang, stuff’s getting heated in the cake decorating fandom.

[weird-cryptic-stray]

Drew: Blood is thicker than water, but maple syrup is thicker than both of them.

Max: Are you Canadian?

Drew:

Drew: ...I invoke section thirteen.

[weird-cryptic-stray]

Serena: Hey, May, what would you do if you saw your mom with a man, but it seemed romantic?

May: She’s probably preparing a fireworks display with that man as a surprise for my dad, so I’ll make sure it’s not destroyed in a greenhouse battle again, of course!

Serena: ...What?

May: What?