#incorrect pokeani

[eeveelutiongirl2026]

Clemont: Love has made you dumber.

Ash: Not true. If anything, loving Serena has made me smarter. Remember last week when I boiled that egg?

Serena: That was big. I was really proud of you.

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Serena: And remember; buttercream is the only acceptable icing. Whipped icing is a coward’s choice and fondant people have some serious problems that led to them accepting Play-Doh as acceptable cake decoration, for which they can battle me in the street.

Clemont: ...You have one (1) fully evolved Pok—

Miette: Fine, turn on your location, and we can talk.

Serena: Hope you bring a Dachsbun, then, since it’s clearly going to be the only well-baked thing about you.

Ash: Dang, stuff’s getting heated in the cake decorating fandom.

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*Ash is cleaning the house and finds an empty bottle of orange juice*

Ash: Clear orange juice?

Ash: Oh, it's empty.

Misty, who has been watching the entire time: I live with an idiot. I live with an idiot. I live with an idiot.

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Dawn: you remind me of the ocean.

Paul: because i’m dark and mysterious?

Dawn : no, because you’re full of salt and you scare people.

[eeveelutiongirl2026]

Serena: This is bad! This is REALLY bad!

Dawn: Serena, what is it?

Serena: I kissed Ash!

Dawn: Woah… I owe May so much money…

[eeveelutiongirl2026]

Ash: You’re so great! I love you. Serena: What did you say? Ash: Nothing. I said “you’re so great”, and then I just stopped talking!

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Misty: I prevented a murder today.

May: Really? How'd you do that?

Misty: self control.

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Cilan: Are you two friends?

Misty: No.

Ash: Yes.

Ash & Misty stare at each other:

Misty: We're married?

Ash, voice breaking: But ... Are we not friends?