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Avery: "Frankenstein was the doctor" first of all, that little bitch was a college dropout so don’t you "doctor" me.

Milo: That’s The first intelligent thing you’ve ever said at this book club.

Avery: And the last if i have any say in it.

Bede: Everyone relax. She’s lying. She doesn’t have any poison.

Klara: No, I don’t have any on me. But, I do keep some in my fridge at home in the relish jar.

Avery: There’s poison in that jar? I thought I was allergic to pickles. What’s in the jar with the skull and crossbones?

Klara: Well, that’s mayonnaise. That’s a decoy.

Bede: And the mayo?

Klara: That’s shampoo.

Avery: You’re telling me I’ve been putting shampoo on my sandwiches??

Klara: If you’re using the mayonnaise, yeah... probably.

Avery: Hey, Klara. I’m sorry for making fun of you in front of everybody. And also for making fun of you behind your back.

Klara: I did not know you did that, but thank you for the apology.

Avery: I’m not even done. Also, I’m sorry for making fun of you at my book club. Those people don’t even know you. That was uncool.

Klara: Our friends are getting sick of your pessimism. Try to lighten up a little.

Avery: Gloria is not my friend, I only tolerate Marnie, most people don’t like Bede, and Hop is basically a pet.

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