#incorrect bede

[pokemon-next-generation-quotes]

Bede, after getting out of the hospital: Hey bitches, I’m back by popular demand!

Marnie, not looking up from her book: Literally no one wanted you back.

Gloria: I only visited you in the hospital to ask if they could take you off life support.

Bede: ...thanks guys, really feeling the love.

Victor: We’ll try harder to prevent that.

[phantomlordreshiram]

Bede: Pro tip, if you want to spice up your anxiety attacks, play a harmonica!

[phantomlordreshiram]

Hop: *challenges gloria to battle at the league finals*

Gloria, after crushing Hop's hopes and dreams as a trainer by beating him:

[phantomlordreshiram]

Victor: Imma cha cha real smooth right out of here

Bede: my family did that

[phantomlordreshiram]

Bede: What's with the outfit? You look ridiculous!

Gloria, in full chainmail armor: I will snap your neck at a velocity unknown to mankind.

[phantomlordreshiram]

Avery, looking at Bede: Who's this pompous cotton-candy haired twat? He's a total loser.

Gloria: I am going to break your kneecaps

[phantomlordreshiram]

Piers: If I could describe you with one Metallica song, it'd be "The Day that Never Comes"

Hop: And why is that?

Bede: Because that'll be the day you actually become champion!

[phantomlordreshiram]

Bede: *is crying uncontrollably*

Gloria: You hear that? That's the sound of failure!