#incorrect bad batch

[tattycoram]

Wrecker, texting the group chat: Come quickly, Omega's in her first bar fight! Hunter: What's she doing in a fight? Echo: What's she doing in a bar?! Crosshair: Who's winning?

[ct9902vanityplate]

wrecker: let's just hug it out. come on, hug it out! [bad batch struggles to get into a group hug] echo: who took my wallet? crosshair: sorry

[third-generation-female-warrior]

Hunter, Pre-Omega: [Standing on top of a tank in the middle of a battlefield while blowing air horns] GET FUCKED!

Hunter, now: "Does EVERYONE have their juice boxes?!"

Omega, now: [Standing on top of a tank in the middle of a battlefield while blowing airhorns] GET FUCKED! [Turning to the side] Yes, Hunter, I have my juice box!!

[youretellingmethisdidnthappen]

Omega: You and Hunter are having a baby.

Y/N: I'm sorry??

Omega, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's me, sign here.

[crashlanding-skywalker]

[the batch get back to pabu after a mission and Omega notice that Crosshair is clearly not happy (sad)]

Omega, gives him a leaf:

Crosshair: What...?

Omega: I be-leaf in you.

Crosshair:

Omega:

Crosshair, with a hint of a smile: Wrecker told you to do that, didnt he?

Omega, nods:

Crosshair, letting out a chuckle: of course he did

[thebaddestofbatches]

Crosshair: Guys, there’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly.

Hunter, on the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you.

[chopper-base]

Crosshair: ...can I shoot him?

Hunter: Cross, we are in public

Crosshair:

Hunter:

Crosshair:

Hunter: ...wait til there's no witnesses

[multi-fandom-123675931]

Y/n: You don't think I can fight because of my gender!

Tech: I don't think you can fight because your in a wedding dress. For what it's worth, I don't think Echo can fight in that dress either.

Echo: Perhaps not. But I would make a radiant bride.