#incorrect beetwt

[i-was-born-a-mistake]

Tubbo: What are you, five? Ranboo: Yeah, five feet taller than you. Tubbo: ... Ranboo: ... Tubbo: ... Ranboo: Please don't kill me.

[incorrect-mcyt-quote-blog]

Tubbo: Michael, you cannot leave this table until you finish your milk

Michael: Well then, I shall sit here until one of us expires, and you’ve got a good 17 years on me, so good luck

[mcytincorrect]

ranboo: You often use humor to deflect trauma tubbo: Thank you ranboo: I didn't say that was a good thing tubbo: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny

[i-was-born-a-mistake]

Ranboo: Tubbo sometimes sleep talks. I think it’s quite adorable *In the night* Tubbo, asleep: Fight me… You ass… Square up… I think the fuck not

[i-was-born-a-mistake]

Ranboo: I feel like I can be myself around you.

Tubbo: You’re weird and talkative around me.

Ranboo: Yes

[i-was-born-a-mistake]

Ranboo: Don’t kill me, I have a husband.

Dream: You think I care about that?

Ranboo: No, this isn’t a plea for mercy. It’s a warning.

Dream: Wha-

Tubbo: *Kicking down the door* ARE YOU READY TO DIE?!

[i-was-born-a-mistake]

*Ranboo and Tubbo before marriage*

Ranboo: So, I heard you like bad boys. Tubbo: Not really. Ranboo: Oh thank God.

[i-was-born-a-mistake]

Tubbo: Now Ranboo, I know we don’t always see eye-to-eye on things, but—

Ranboo: That’s because you’re short

Tubbo:

Ranboo, sweating: I take it back