#incorrect ranboo

[thenotsohottopic]

*Ranboo going back to America*

Ranboo: "Why is my bag so heavy?"

Ranboo: *open the bag only only see Y/n*

Y/n: "Take me with youuuuu" *aggressive crying*

[incorrectquotesonlife]

Blood for the Blood Prince

Ranboo: Techno! Lovely day we're having— Why are you here?

Technoblade grunting: You left this.

[Drops Michael in front of Ranboo]

[Ranboo picks Micheal up on his hip]

Ranboo: Uhhh not that I'm not thankful or anything but how did you find him?

Technoblade: He stabbed me.

Ranboo: ....I'm sorry, what.

Michael: BLOOD!

[Techno grunting in approval]

Ranboo: Omygod there's two of them—

[ilovemycatslol]

Ranboo: Do you miss the imagination of childhood?

Tommy: I never had one.

Ranboo: An imagination or a childhood?

[justageek]

Ranboo’s trauma: Dude, you can just drink tea and do a face mask and expect me to disappear.

Ranboo: Haha, what? Sorry, I can’t hear you over all the self care.

Ranboo’s trauma: Seek. Professional. Help.

Ranboo, putting a lemon slice in his water: Haha, BET.

[mcytincorrect]

ranboo: You often use humor to deflect trauma tubbo: Thank you ranboo: I didn't say that was a good thing tubbo: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny

[incorrectdsmpandmcytquotes]

Ranboo: Why're you smiling? Did something good happen?

Purpled: Can't I just be Happy?

Tubbo: Tommy tripped and fell in the parking lot

[mcytbutits-incorrect]

ranboo : I just used my tears as hand sanitizer.

ranboo : it burns.

[thenotsohottopic]

Y/n: "I love sarcasm. It's like punching people in the face, but with words."

Ranboo: "Y/n, stop punching people."