#incorrect bellatrix lestrange quotes

[incorrectbellamort]

Bellatrix: Can you keep a secret?

Voldemort: Do you know anything about my life?

Bellatrix: No, I do not. Good point.

[madeofmxxnlight]

Voldemort, staring heavily at Harry: ....

Harry, staring back with equal heaviness: ....

Bellatrix, to Voldemort: turn the intensity down a few notches, Rochester. You can ask your Jane out normally.

Voldemort, shocked in parseltongue: what do you mean ask out?!!

Bellatrix: well you are not being exactly subtle are you, Mr Darcy? I can see the roses behind your back very clearly, thank you very much.

Harry, gaping like a fish out of water: Wha-

@hxuse-xf-black

[whatrambles]

Lucius: Why does Draco have a knife?! He's 2!

Bellatrix : He felt unsafe!

Lucius:....

Bellatrix :.......

Lucius: Now I feel unsafe.

Bellatrix : Would you like a knife?

[incorrectbellamort]

Rodolphus: Did you two sleep together?

Bellatrix and Voldemort: No.

Rodolphus: Double negative, that’s a yes.

[incorrectbellamort]

Bellatrix: I love you. You're the best thing that's ever happened to me.

Voldemort: I am the best thing that's ever happened to you?

Bellatrix: Yes!

Voldemort: I am starting to feel sorry for you.

[incorrectbellamort]

Voldemort: I am my own person.

Voldemort: I listen to no one.

Voldemort: I make the rules.

Voldemort: I am the supreme leader.

Voldemort: What I say goes.

Voldemort: I am the most powerful wizard to ever live.

Bellatrix: My lord, come here for a moment.

Voldemort: Anything for you.