Feb 21, 2024
Dick: Wow, Wally, you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you. Wally: We literally slept together yesterday. Dick: That's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands.
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Dick: Wow, Wally, you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you. Wally: We literally slept together yesterday. Dick: That's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands.
Wally, at 3am: the birds work for the bourgeoisie!
Dick: what
Wally: Batman is a billionaire, right? And Batman is connected to a lot of the bird-themed superheroes!
Dick: the birds DO work for the bourgeoisie
Wally: You’re charged with…..breaking into a pet store? Dick: I thought the animals might be lonely.
Wally: Oh man, you have any shaving cream? Dick: No, I don't like the way that it tastes. Wally: Wait... you eat shaving cream? Dick: No. Why would I eat it if I don't like the taste.
Wally: Don’t you have any dignity, Dick? Dick: Uh, no.
Wally: Uptown Funk would've made it into the Shrek Soundtrack.
Dick: That's the truest statement I've ever heard.
Wally: Dick! Have you no dignity? Dick: Of course not! How long have we known each other?
Dick: Bro-
Wally: No, no, hold up, rewind.
Wally: My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me bro??