#incorrect bnd

[zb1bies]

sungho: How could you spend our money on this?

leehan, putting tiny raincoats on ducklings: They live outside, they needed this

[zb1bies]

Kidnapper: I have your member

sungho: Which one?

Kidnapper: The weird one with separation anxiety

sungho:

sungho: I asked which one

[zb1bies]

myungjae: My ancestors died of high blood pressure which is not going to happen to me because I’m not going to stress over things. Good night.

sungho: The kitchen is on fire.

[zb1bies]

sohee: I haven't slept in 73 hours.

hanbin: 80. Democratically elected leader of insomnia.

myungjae: Bitch, it's been 90 for me. l'm going for an even 100.

hao: You guys are fucking terrifying.

[zb1bies]

myungjae: hey, I know you're at the studio right now, but you need to come home right now.

taesan: Why? What's wrong?

myungjae: sungho is passive aggressively doing the dishes he told me to do hours ago.

myungjae: I don't feel safe.

[zb1bies]

Woonhak: *opens the door to find riwoo there with a bag of snacks*

Woonhak: hello hyung! What brings you here?

Riwoo: I’m here to babysit you.

Woonhak: What? I don’t need a babysitter!

Riwoo: *opens bag of snacks*

Woonhak: Ooo! A juice box!

[incorrect-underrated-groups]

Leehan: third grade lasted forever, I remember being afraid of the fourth graders when I was a third grader and now we get to be fourth graders and watch the third graders hide in the bathroom