#incorrect bobby nash

[laywinchristopherr]

*Bobby interviewing Eddie for the 118*

Bobby: Alright everything looks fantastic so far, but here's one last thing I have to ask.

Bobby: how's your relationship with your father?

Eddie *extremely confused*: um.. not very good-

Bobby: -you're hired.

[beanzykin]

Bobby: JESUS BUCK, WE SENT YOU TO GET MCDONALDS AND NOW YOU'RE IN NEED OF A MAJOR SURGERY!!?? WHAT HAPPENED?!!

Buck, in a hospital bed: I was Mc-hit by a Subaru.

Bobby:

Bobby: Don't do the surgery.

[incorrectbuckandeddie]

If Bobby thought Buck stealing the fire truck to go have sex was bad

[eddieandbuck]

Bobby: I see what the problem is here. I am talking in English and you are listening in dumbass.

Buck:

[incorrectbuckandeddie]

[laywinchristopherr]

*Bobby teaching Buck Hockey while watching a Wild vs Kings game together aka father/son bonding*

Buck: Hey pops?

Bobby: yeah kid?

Buck: would it be considered a penalty to throw your stick like a spear at the person with the puck?

Bobby: *🤦* yes.

Buck: are you sure?

Bobby: *😐😑😐* yes.

Buck: have you ever done it?

Bobby: *😏* yes.

[laywinchristopherr]

Buck: Remembering that Danneel Ackles wasn't always Danneel 'ACKLES' is like being high and finding out gay people exist

Bobby: *sigh* Evan, son.. it's 2am

Buck: But-

Everyone else in the bunk room: GO TO SLEEP!!!

[eddieandbuck]

Bobby: Sometimes I think about retiring from the 118....... but then I look at the team and realize that if I left they'd destroy the world with stupidity.

Random waiter: Uhh, sir, I just asked what you wanted to drink??

Bobby: Right, sorry, I'll have a diet coke please.