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𝐌𝐀𝐗: Charles asked me to get him a pastry.

𝐃𝐀𝐍𝐈𝐄𝐋: And?

𝐌𝐀𝐗: What should I bring him?

𝐃𝐀𝐍𝐈𝐄𝐋: Did he specify what type of pastry?

𝐌𝐀𝐗: No...

𝐃𝐀𝐍𝐈𝐄𝐋: Then surprise him.

𝐌𝐀𝐗: *brings Oscar*

𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐋𝐄𝐒: *tearing up* Thank you, Max.

Glimmer, to DT: You look like if lettuce could catch chlamydia. DT: You look like a bootleg Equestria Girl that only gets bought by parents that hate their children. Glimmer: Oh, yeah? Well, YOU look like an understudy for Shrek's least favorite wine aunt! DT: Is that so? Still better than looking like a wad of bubblegum that got spat into a bottle of glitter! Scorpia: Guys! Stop fighting! Let's all be friends!🥺 Glimmer: Fighting? DT: We were just playing. If we were REALLY fighting, Glimmer would have leapt over the table and punched me already. Glimmer: *nods*

#double trouble #spop double trouble #she ra double trouble #spop #spop incorrect quotes #incorrect spop quotes #glimmer #spop glimmer #she ra glimmer #spop scorpia #she ra scorpia #scorpia #source: mine

Buck: I just wanted to let you all know that I have a boyfriend.

Hen: Congrats Buck!

Chimney: Wait let us guess! Does he have brown hair?

Hen: Was he in the army?

Chimney: Does his job involve rescuing people?

Hen: Does he have abs for days?

Chimney: Do we know him?

Buck: How did you two know I was dating Tommy?!

Hen and Chimney: WHAT!

#I would love to see their faces personally #no one knows what to do with the betting money given that Buck is dating Eddie’s clown #in all seriousness I love the BuckTommy development on the show but they really did give Buck a legally distinct not Eddie boyfriend #evan buckley #buck #buddie #eddie diaz #incorrect buck #incorrect buddie quotes #911 abc #incorrect hen #henrietta wilson #incorrect chimney #chimney han #incorrect 911 quotes #although I’m sure I’m not the first to make a post like this #source: mine #oops that tag was supposed to say Eddie’s clone not clown but evidently autocorrect decided otherwise

Tobi: My love you are like the sun in sky, the light of my life, it would make me the happiest man if you married me.

-In the middle of the 4th shinobi war-

Deidara teary eyed: Yes yes yes!

Kakashi with a chidori loded: You couldn't have waited 10 minutes!

Deidara: Hey I would have preferred to be alive but beggars can't be choosers.

#incorrect naruto #deidara #obito uchiha #obidei #tobidei #kakashi hatake #4th shinobi war #tobidei week 2025 #source: mine

Fan Appreciation Night Player t-shirt toss ft Rusty w/ the t-shirt cannon

(for @sportsthoughts and @biggamebryanrust)

#the minute I saw them hand Rusty the cannon I knew I needed it for you tow #*two #anne watches hockey #pens lb #anne attends a game #fan appreciate night #bryan rust #pittsburgh penguins #source: mine #rusty #fan appreciation night

#trevor philips #trevor gta #gta 5 #gta #source: mine #my beloved #(⁎⁍̴̆Ɛ⁍̴̆⁎)

Odysseus: you are not better than anyone else here just because you’re dating Patroclus

Achilles: I am, actually. Much better. And I’m sorry you can’t see that

#incorrect quotes #incorrect iliad #achilles #all jokes here #patrochilles #achilles x patroclus #patroclus #incorrect tsoa quotes #incorrect patrochilles quotes #odysseus #source: mine

Bruce, after Jason died: Couldn’t stop my parents from getting murdered, couldn’t stop my son from getting murdered. This is clearly a skill issue on my part.

Alfred: Master Bruce… no.

#batfamily #incorrect quotes #source: mine #send this man to fucking therapy please #bruce wayne #alfred pennyworth #angst but also a meme

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