#incorrect bom

[tadeuszstrange]

Harris to Price: Sit in front of me,

Harris's mind: It gives me pleasure to see the Mickey mark!

Since it’s the only Physical imperfection that you’ve got

I wanna see it!

I wanna touch it!

Intrusive thought: I wanna sink my teeth into it!

[phierecycled]

Naba: You know, Connor gets Kevin flowers everyday, I wish you would do that too.

Arnold: Okay.

*Later*

Arnold: *gives Kevin flowers*

Kevin: ???

Arnold: I don’t know, I’m confused as well.

[actuallysteverandlethemechanic]

McKinley: I think we're missing something

Church: Teamwork?

Poptarts: Cohesion?

Price: a general sense of what we're doing?

[andyrichardson]

kevin: hey connor i like your shirt

connor: thanks, it was 50% off

kevin: i'd like it to be 100% off

connor: they can't just give things away for free kevin

kevin: no, i meant-

connor: that's a horrible way to run a business

[bookofborle]

Elder McKinley, putting on pajamas: Sleep is for the weak.

Elder Price: I DON'T NEED SLEEP!! I AM NOT WEAK!!

McKinley, getting into bed: I am weak. Goodnight, Kevin.

Price: haha you're weak and I'm not

*Three hours of silence*

Price: Maybe he was making a joke...

[coldairballoons]

Kevin: I’d drink my sorrows away but I’m not legally allowed to yet

Kevin: I shall drown my woes in coffee it is law

Connor: You’re on your fifteenth cup in three hours you need to stop

Kevin: I HAVE TOO MANY WOES LEAVE ME AND MY COFFEE ALONE

[incorrect-bom]

Church: Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest, that just sounds nice and cosy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods, you’re going to die.

Poptarts: My favourite is “butt dial” vs “booty call”.

Church: It’s called connotation.

Price: Also, “forgive me father, for I have sinned,”

Price, winking at McKinley: vs “sorry daddy, I’ve been naughty”.

Nabulungi: Great news! Language is now cancelled.

[sadceliac]

Connor: That looks heavy, let me hold it for you

Kevin: That’s my hand

Connor: 🙂