Merry: What's your favorite dessert?
Frodo: death
Sam: Ice cream!
Aragorn: Grass, y'know, like, the sweet parts
Legolas: Revenge
Boromir: What?
Legolas: Revenge is best served cold, and it's sweet
The Fellowship: ??
Legolas: That makes it a dessert
Fellowship:
Legolas:
Legolas: I don't make the rules















