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Yeri: I like girls...

Yeri: Generation.

Jennie: I love Jisoo...

Jennie:’s singing.

Sunmi: I have many sides, dorky, lgbt...

Sunmi: queen.

Moonbyul: I’m dating Solar...

Moonbyul: Unnie’s sister.

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Lisa: See? See, one day you’re gonna look back on this and laugh.

Jennie: I assure you, for the rest of my life, every time I look back on this I will personally drive over to your house and smack you.

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Jennie, exhausted: Worst thing your girlfriend's done this week. I'll go first.

Jennie: Jisoo trained Dalgom to bite Lisa whenever she speaks.

Irene: The zoo called me because Seulgi got drunk and got in the bear enclosure.

Irene: She said she wanted to "commune with family."

Solar: Moonbyul lit off fireworks under Wheein's bed.

Solar: Do you know how hard it's been to get her to sleep alone?

Jennie: Absolute terrors. At least Jisoo's at the dorm entirely alone.

Irene: Really? Seulgi said she was meeting Jisoo, but an unnie was there to supervise.

Solar, suddenly sweating: Weird because Byul said she and Seulgi were working on a song together, but that she'd be on her best behavior because multiple juniors would be there.

Jennie: Fuck.

Irene: Jennie call an ambulance, Solar call fire, and I'll call the zoo!

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Jennie, watching Jisoo stare out of the window pensively: She's so beautiful, so thoughtful. I wonder what she's thinking.

Jisoo, internally: Wed-nes-day… Whensday? Wendesday??

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Jennie, stretching: Everytime I move I crunch like popcorn.

Rosè and Lisa, circling around Jennie: And every time we kiss I swear I could fly!

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Realtor: The apartment is in a great neighborhood, amazing schools, delicious restaurants-

Jisoo: And the pokēmon?

Realtor, sighing: Mostly pidges but-

Jisoo: I think I’ve seen enough!

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Jennie: I'm not saying that my trust issues were caused by Lisa leaving me for Rosé during Coachella.

Jennie: But five therapists have said exactly that.

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Rosé: Why do you let Jennie unnie be so mean to you?

Lisa: I like a woman that makes me feel alive, but let's me know it might not be for long.