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Valkyrie: The only thing I'm guilty of is loving Asgard. And punching Loki in the face. And shoving a coffee filter down his pants.

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Loki: Hey, Valkyrie, a little birdie told me that you have one unpaid parking ticket.

Valkyrie: That's funny, because a little birdie told me that your adoptive father was arrested for marijuana possession.

Loki: What?

Valkyrie: You didn't know that, huh?

Loki: I didn't know I was adopted...

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Valkyrie: Hey, what ever happened to you and the scientist?

Thor: Lady Jane? She broke up with me but she did it so nicely that I didn't even realize she did it.

Valkyrie: I've done that to multiple men and women. How are you doing? Are you doing okay?

Thor: Thank you so much for asking! It has been tough. Two days ago I was sobbing at a pizza buffet and they asked me to leave. I have been looking at some dog adoption websites. I bought $700 worth of candles from Anthropologie. You know, your basic bottoming out kind of stuff.

Valkyrie: Yeah...Normally people tell you to talk about your problems. I'm going to recommend you bottle that noise up.

Thor: ...That's what Loki said.