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Thor: Did you have to stab him?

Loki: You weren’t there. You didn’t hear what he said to me.

Thor: What did he say?

Loki: “What are you going to do, stab me?”

Thor:

Bruce:

Valkyrie, nodding: That’s fair.

Peter: *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume?

Valkyrie: *chugs entire bottle*

Valkyrie: It’s perfume.

Valkyrie: Love is weakness. It’s an evolutionary mistake.

Thor: You’re literally making a Valentine’s card for Carol right now.

Valkyrie, pointing her glue gun at him: You’re on thin fucking ice, Thor Odinson.

Valkyrie: The only thing I'm guilty of is loving Asgard. And punching Loki in the face. And shoving a coffee filter down his pants.

Loki, dragging Thanos: *in tune of "do you want to build a snowman* 🎶will you help me hide a bodyy?🎶

Valkyrie: Huh?

Loki: 🎶come on, we can't delayy 🎶

Thor: what did you do?

Loki: 🎶no one can see him on the floor, get him out the door, before he can decayyy🎶

Bruce, panicking: WHY WOULD YOU CALL ME? WHY WOULD YOU CALL ME OUT OF ALL PEOPLE?! NOW I'M GOING TO JAIL!!

Valkyrie: we both look very beautiful tonight

Sif: you know, if you’d just said that I looked beautiful I would have said “so do you”

Valkyrie: I couldn’t take that chance

Nat: Why's everyone here?

Thor: The truth is about to come out!

Valkyrie, walking into the room, wearing a t-shirt with TRUTH written on it: Why did you think this was a good idea...

Thor: remember, murder is never the answer

Valkyrie: of course, murder is the question

Loki: and the answer is yes

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