#incorrect castiel

[spn-lesbian]

Cas: Dean, what do you mean they don't have enochian chants at this karaoke bar? What kind of establishment is this?

[give-bucky-his-boyfriend-back]

Sam: So get this, there's this woman who - Dean?

Dean: *staring blankly ahead*

Sam: Dean? Dean? Earth to Dean???

*Sam waves his hand in front of Dean's face*

Sam: What the hell?

Cas, walks in wearing a shirt that's too small so his hip bones are exposed: Ah Sam, I was just looking for you, can I borrow a shirt ? The one Dean gave me is a bit too small-

[julunibalism]

Dean: *gets hurt*

Cas, somewhere in heaven: *stares off into the distance* Something just happened

[albonapinto]

i think im funny sometimes

[aggressivelywinchester]

[driving though a city]

Cas: look at all these sad colorful characters

Dean: you mean homeless people????

[heranmeoverwithhisfuckingcar]

Dean: You know that feeling where your heart skips a beat?

Castiel: That's called arrhythmia

Dean: I get that feeling every time I see y-

Castiel: You can die from it

[marvelnatasha]

Castiel: Why won't the ghosts talk to us

Dean: Maybe they‘re homophobic

Castiel: We aren't gay, Dean

Dean: We aren't?

[trenchcas]

Dean: I’ll have a whiskey and he’ll have... a caprisun

Cas: Dean, I’m thousands of years old

Cas: I can order my own caprisun