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[marvelnatasha]

Y/N: hey babe can you do me a favor?

Bucky: i would willingly die for you, but continue

[marvelnatasha]

Morgan: Hey, Daddy?

Tony: Yes, honey?

Morgan: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on?

Tony:

Tony: Where’s Peter?

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Steve: Are you mad?

Bucky: No.

Steve: So sharpening your knives at 3 in the morning is just a hobby?

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Sam: I am an expert at identifying birds. I'm THE Falcon.

Bucky: Okay, what about those ones flying over there?

Sam: Yeah, they're all birds.

[stargazineyes]

Yall stay safe im taking one for the team.

[marvelnatasha]

Sam: When I first met you, I did not like you.

Bucky: I'm aware of that.

Sam: But then you and I spent some time together.

Bucky: Uh-huh?

Sam: It didn't get better.

[marvelnatasha]

Yelena: We have fun, don’t we, Barnes?

Bucky: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life.

[marvelnatasha]

Sam: *Gives a bouquet to Bucky*

Bucky: You know I'm allergic.

Sam: That's the point.

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Peter, texting Tony: *sends a voice message*

Tony: I’m a little busy, is it urgent?

Peter: No, don’t worry, just listen to it later.

*later*

Tony: *presses play*

Peter's voice message: THERE’S A FIRE-

[marvelnatasha]

*During Spiderman No Way Home*

Peter: It’s nice to be wanted, you know?

MJ: Not by the law!

[marvelnatasha]

Bucky: Sam, my old friend!

Sam: I think you tried to kill me at some point.

Bucky: That was obviously just my way of getting to know you.

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Peter: When I get murdered, can you make sure I become an unsolved case?

Tony: I'm sorry, wHat?

Peter: I want to be on Buzzfeed Unsolved.

Tony: Can we go back to the part when you said "when I get murdered"?

[marvelnatasha]

Peter: I love murder mysteries!

Bucky: I've been a suspect in a couple murder cases.

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Sam: Why did you save me?

Bucky: Steve would think I murdered you if I didn't.

[marvelnatasha]

Nat: Can we talk about that mass email you sent?

Tony: Why? It was important.

Nat: All it says is, "I'm back on my shit".

Tony, shrugging: The people need to know.

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Steve: I will find us a car and a hideout.

Steve: If you two can manage to not kill each other while I'm gone.

Sam: Oh, c'mon. We're not children.

*Steve leaves*

Sam, casually: Eat shit and die.

Bucky, also casually: Fuck you.

[marvelnatasha]

Steve: Why did you guys dress up as each other for Halloween?

Sam: Bucky is the scariest thing I could think of.

Bucky: Sam told me I should pick the dumbest costume possible.