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David: Thank you for taking time out of your busy day to meet me here.
Max: I didn’t make time for shit, you dragged me here…
Max: Hey David, did you know “thot” means “thoughtful person?”
David: Really? I didn’t know that!
[later]
David: Thanks so much for helping me, Gwen! You’re such a thot.
Gwen, choking: I’m a WHAT?!
Max: *tries to sneak up behind Niel*
Niel: Max i know youre behind m-
Max: *sprays a shit ton of liquid ass at him*
Later
Niel: *crying in the shower, trying to get the smell off*
Max: *dying laughing*
Niel: its not funny Max!!!
Max: *yells from the other room* iM SORRY I LOVE YOU
David, sliding $10 to the bartender: I'll have my usual, please.
Bartender: *gives him a hug*
"'Poor Unfortunate Souls' and 'The Pitiful Children' are the only two genders."
-Preston
Gwen: Kids, what color do you think David's hair is?
Max: ...Red?
Neil: It’s red hair.
Nikki: I’m fairly sure that’s red.
Space Kid: Looks red to me.
Gwen: *Turns to David* Now tell them what color you think it is.
David: ...
David: ...Dark pink.
Black Veil Brides
Ashley: I'm looking for my bandmate, Andy Biersack.
CC: Andy... Ahh, 6'4", flawless cheekbones, cries when you call him 'bitchbaby'?
Ashley: That's him.