This Is Some Pretty Morbid Brainstorming

I kept referencing a random comic page before before deciding to make too many incorrect quote posts from it

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Hi! I'm a person with too many near-identical ideas who needed somewhere to put them!

Almost everything that led to the creation of this blog is based off this random page from Hunt for Wolverine: Adamantium Agenda (2018) #1.

All other sources can be found in This Post.

Submissions

Feel free to submit more fandoms and characters to throw into the mix!

I collect ideas with this Google form, as well as through submissions. Asks are great if you have suggestions for other comic pages to use as bases!

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Dick: And everyone has something. Something that makes them special. Maybe not something that's important to you, but it's still important. Every life has value. Damian: Except for The Joker's. Dick: Well... Damian: And the looters. And the opportunists selling bottled water for vastly inflated prices.  Damian: I have made a point to threaten them. Not fatally, merely to the point where they soil themselves. Dick, sighing: Why don't we quit while we're ahead.

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Train Employee: Miss, I am going to have to ask you to depart at the next stop.

Evil-lyn: Why?

Train Employee: Well, your carry-ons–

Evil-lyn: Can a woman not carry a bundle of sticks in public in the manner of her choosing?

Evil-lyn: I can’t have wood and garlic and…

Evil-lyn: Oh! Is it my religious symbols? What country is this–

Train Employee: Okay, yikes, sorry. Just don’t bother anybody.

Evil-lyn, Thinking after Train Employee leaves: Trapjaw has a backpack full of guns. Those actually are not allowed on the train. :)

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Ched: We can't just attach a rope to the switch and, like, pull on it from a mile away? Maybe while enjoying a light snack?

Wammawink: The switch has sensors. It will read whether a person is touching it or not.

Zulius: Does it have to be a live person?

Ched: Seriously?

Horse: No, Zulius is right. If we attach a body to the switch...

Ched: Where are we going to get a body in four minutes?

Glendale: I can get a body in four minutes.

Ched: This is some pretty morbid brainstorming.

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Train Employee: Sir, I am going to have to ask you to depart at the next stop.

Declan: Why?

Train Employee: Well, your carry-ons–

Declan: Can a man not carry a bundle of sticks in public in the manner of his choosing?

Declan: I can’t have wood and garlic and…

Declan: Oh! Is it my religious symbols? What country is this–

Train Employee: Okay, yikes, sorry. Just don’t bother anybody.

Declan, Thinking after Train Employee leaves: I also have a backpack full of guns. Those actually are not allowed on the train. :)

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Train Employee: Miss, I am going to have to ask you to depart at the next stop.

Sheena: Why?

Train Employee: Well, your carry-ons–

Sheena: Can a woman not carry a bundle of sticks in public in the manner of her choosing?

Sheena: I can’t have wood and garlic and…

Sheena: Oh! Is it my religious symbols? What country is this–

Train Employee: Okay, yikes, sorry. Just don’t bother anybody.

Sheena, Thinking after Train Employee leaves: I also have a backpack full of knives. Those actually are not allowed on the train. :)

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Radcliffe: And everyone has something. Something that makes them special. Maybe not something that's important to you, but it's still important. Every life has value. AIDA: Except for those who are a threat to The Framework . Radcliffe: Well... AIDA: And Jemma Simmons. And the opportunists selling bottled water for vastly inflated prices.  AIDA: I have instructed The Russian to deal with them. Not fatally, merely to the point where they soil themselves. Radcliffe, sighing: Why don't we quit while we're ahead.

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Zack: We can't just attach a rope to the switch and, like, pull on it from a mile away? Maybe while enjoying a light snack?

Julia: The switch has sensors. It will read whether a person is touching it or not.

Ivy: Does it have to be a live person?

Zack: Seriously?

Carmen: No, she's right. If we attach a body to the switch...

Zack: Where are we going to get a body in four minutes?

Shadowsan: I can get a body in four minutes.

Zack: This is some pretty morbid brainstorming.

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Kipo: And everyone has something. Something that makes them special. Maybe not something that's important to you, but it's still important. Every life has value. Scarlemagne: Except for Doctor Amelia's. Kipo: Well... Scarlemagne: And the mod frogs. And the opportunists selling bottled water for vastly inflated prices.  Scarlemagne: I have instructed my army to attack them. Not fatally, merely to the point where they soil themselves. Kipo, sighing: Why don't we quit while we're ahead.

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Obi-Wan: And everyone has something. Something that makes them special. Maybe not something that's important to you, but it's still important. Every life has value. Anakin: Except for Grievous's. Obi-Wan: Well... Anakin: And the raiders. And the opportunists selling bottled water for vastly inflated prices.  Anakin: I have instructed the 501st to threaten them. Not fatally, just to the point where they soil themselves. Obi-Wan, sighing: Why don't we quit while we're ahead.

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Julia: And everyone has something. Something that makes them special. Maybe not something that's important to you, but it's still important. Every life has value.

Chase: Except for my kidnapper's.

Julia: Well...

Chase: And LA FEMME ROUGE! And the opportunists selling bottled water for vastly inflated prices. 

Chase: I have made a point to threaten them. Not fatally, merely to the point where they soil themselves.

Julia, sighing: Why don't we quit while we're ahead.

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Sara: And everyone has something. Something that makes them special. Maybe not something that's important to you, but it's still important. Every life has value. Robot!Sara: Except for Bishop's. Sara: Well... Robot!Nate: And the aberrations. And the opportunists selling bottled water for vastly inflated prices.  Evil Gideon: I have instructed the New Legends to attack them. Not fatally, merely to the point where they soil themselves. Sara, sighing: Why don't we quit while we're ahead.

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Coulson: And everyone has something. Something that makes them special. Maybe not something that's important to you, but it's still important. Every life has value. May: Except for Ward's. Coulson: Well... Daisy: And Whitehall. Simmons: And most of Hydra. Fitz: And the opportunists selling bottled water for vastly inflated prices.  Fitz: I armed the Dwarves and programmed them to target them. Not fatally, merely to the point where they soil themselves. Coulson, sighing: Why don't we quit while we're ahead.

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Adam: And it's all in here. I can look up anyone on this database. I mean, this is undoubtedly evil. But, you know, the search function is actually kinda impressive.

Cringer: You're impressed with his... cataloguing?

Adam: Well, yeah. Skeletor may be a nefarious threat to Eternia, but he certainly knows his way around a spreadsheet.

Crass: That's hardly surprising. I'm sure there's a direct correlation between ego-driven sadists and those who enjoy meticulously putting things into spreadsheets.

Duncan: I like spreadsheets.

Everyone: 

Duncan: What?

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Katie: And everyone has something. Something that makes them special. Maybe not something that's important to you, but it's still important. Every life has value.

Pal: Except for Mark's.

Katie: Well...

Pal: And the looters. And the opportunists selling bottled water for vastly inflated prices. 

Pal: I have made a point to threaten them. Not fatally, merely to the point where they soil themselves on their way into space.

Katie, sighing: Why don't we quit while we're ahead.

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Hiccup: We can't just attach a rope to the spike and, like, pull on it from a mile away? Maybe while enjoying a light snack?

Fishlegs: The spike has sensors. The dragon can tell whether a person is touching it or not.

Ruffnut and Tuffnut: Does it have to be a live person?

Hiccup: Seriously?

Snotlout: No, they’re right. If we attach a body to the spike...

Hiccup: Where are we going to get a body in four minutes?

Astrid: I can get a body in four minutes.

Hiccup: This is some pretty morbid brainstorming.

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Adam: We can't just attach a rope to the switch and, like, pull on it from a mile away? Maybe while enjoying a light snack?

Duncan: The switch has sensors. It will read whether a person is touching it or not.

Crass: Does it have to be a live person?

Adam: Seriously?

Cringer: No, she's right. If we attach a body to the switch...

Adam: Where are we going to get a body in four minutes?

Teela: I can get a body in four minutes.

Adam: This is some pretty morbid brainstorming.