#incorrect christmas

[incorrect-bridgerton-family]

Kate: How old were you guys when you realized Santa wasn’t real?

Benedict, whispering to Gregory: How old am I?

Gregory: You’re 27, Benedict.

Benedict, sadly: I was 27.

[loislame84]

Kate, handing Yelena a folded piece of paper: here you go.

Yelena, unfolding the note: what is this?

Kate, pointing to the title: it’s my wish list. See right here: Kate Bishop’s Christmas list.

Yelena: it just has my name on it.

Kate, blushing: no look at the bottom.

Yelena: my mistake it also has blue takis on it.

[incorrectjag]

Mac: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to fight whoever else is under it.

Harm: Mac, no.

Coates: We could call it mistlefoe, Ma’am.

Harm: Please stop encouraging her, Petty Officer.

[overheardatthecontinental]

Marcus: Are you drunk?

Helen: Yes. On the spirit of Christmas.

John Wick, quietly: And the spirit of vodka.

[cosmiclatte28]

happy merry jolly to y'all

lucas : baby Jesus is a chicken wing

ten : explain ???

lucas : tender and mild

baekhyun : damn, tender love chicken tender *singing*

mark : i just want one christmas.. one christmas

[incorrect-bridgerton-family]

Violet: Benedict, why are you lying under the Christmas Tree?

Benedict: To remind you all that I am a gift!!!

[incorrect-bridgerton-family]

Daphne, opening the door: Merry Christmas, Eloise! I hope you had the ‘presence of mind’ to bring ‘presents of mine’.

Eloise: …

Daphne: :)

Eloise: …I haven’t heard that joke since last year.

[incorrect-bridgerton-family]

Anthony: I accidentally ate Daphne’s Christmas cookies. How long do you think I have left?

Hyacinth: Ten.

Anthony: Ten?

Hyacinth: Nine.