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@incorrectjag
Teenage AJ: Hey Harm, can we go to the movies again tomorrow? There’s this new movie and I want to go watch it.
Harm: Ah, I see what’s going on here. You want to hang out with me, don’t you? I always knew I was the cooler godparent.
Teenage AJ: Well, the movie is rated R, so I kind of need you.
Bud: In Scooby Doo, secret tunnels are always behind shelves.
Mac:
Harm: Could we not base our decisions on what does and doesn’t happen in episodes of Scooby Doo please Lieutenant!
Mic: Do you think people judge others based on their accent?
Harm: I judge people long before they’ve opened their mouths.
Mac: Come on, I want to show you something.
*turns and walks away*
Harm: Nice!
Mac: That’s not it but thank you.
Harriet: I like your scarf, Ma’am.
Mac: Thank you, Ensign. It’s strong enough to strangle a man.
Harm: *hands Mac a bottle of water*
Mac: *drinking* Thanks but what’s it for?
Harm: I heard from Chloe that you get thirsty around me.
Mac: *chokes on water*
Harm: Oh my god, you’re bleeding!
Mac: Oh well that explains it.
Harm: Explains what?
Mac: The stabbing pain in my thigh!
Mikey: How was your first day as a fully-fledged lawyer?
Bud: I was so nervous in court that I accidentally called the judge ‘your highness’ instead of ‘your honour’.
Harm: I have a plan.
Mac: And I have the hospital on speed dial.
Harm: Sir, we have a problem.
Harm: Brumby sneezed earlier, and I accidentally said, ‘shut the fuck up’ instead of ‘bless you’.
Admiral Chegwidden: How do you accidentally say, ‘shut the fuck up’????
Mac: *hugging Harm* I’m really glad you’re back.
Harm: I should have come back sooner.
Mac: I’m fine.
Harm: Yeah?
*pulls back*
Harm: Like hell you are.
Admiral Chegwidden: This plan of yours, one assumes it’s totally legal?
Harm: Absolutely.
Mac: Of course, Sir.
Admiral Chegwidden: Right. Wasn’t here. Didn’t know about it. Couldn’t have stopped you.
Harm and Mac: We love hearing the Admiral shouting at someone else. It’s such a nice change.
Admiral Chegwidden: This is not the time for your shenanigans.
Harm and Mac: It was one shenanigan, Sir!
Harriet: I have to say, I’m a little embarrassed for you.
Bud: This is a sports-related injury! That makes me cool!
Harriet: Honey, tripping over AJ’s basketball on your way to the bathroom is not cool!
Harm: Wait a minute, how did this happen?
Mac: We’re smarter than this!
Admiral Chegwidden: Apparently not.
Harm: *helping AJ with his maths homework* If you have 10 cookies, and someone takes away half of them, what will they have?
AJ: A broken hand.