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[incorrect-bridgerton-family]

Daphne, opening the door: Merry Christmas, Eloise! I hope you had the ‘presence of mind’ to bring ‘presents of mine’.

Eloise: …

Daphne: :)

Eloise: …I haven’t heard that joke since last year.

[incorrect-bridgerton-family]

Daphne: Eloise, do you know what I do? Before I talk I ask myself ‘What am I about to say, and how might it affect each person listening?’

Eloise: I’m really glad you said that, Daphne.

Eloise: The idea that you compulsively filter yourself makes your lack of flavor kind of flavor.

[incorrect-bridgerton-family]

Eloise: I’ve caught this stupid disease because of Theo.

Daphne: For the last time Eloise, feelings are not an illness.

[incorrect-bridgerton-family]

Daphne: Eloise, do you ever think before you speak?

Eloise: Sure! I think ‘Wow, that’s hilarious’, and then I say it.

[incorrect-bridgerton-family]

Daphne: How do you feel about children?

Eloise: They’re okay, I guess. I mean, if I saw one, I wouldn’t throw a rock at it.

Daphne: Wh-why would you throw a rock at a child?!

Eloise: I just said I wouldn’t!

[incorrect-bridgerton-family]

Violet: That’s not how Daphne would do it…

Eloise: So what, now I’m supposed to do everything Daphne does? I mean, what if she jumped off a cliff?

Violet: If Daphne were to jump off a cliff, she would’ve done her due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry. So yes. If you see Daphne jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.

Eloise: …

[incorrect-bridgerton-family]

Daphne: This is a disaster! The invitations are smudged! It’s supposed to say ‘Benedict’s Birthday’.

Eloise: What does is say?

Daphne: ‘Benedict’s Bi’.

Eloise: Still works.

[incorrect-bridgerton-family]

Daphne: Eloise, it’s okay to be a human woman.

Eloise: No it’s not. It’s the worst. Because of society.