#incorrect coco quotes

[ladyluxorambles]

Imelda: let’s slow dance.

Hector: *does the macarena at 1/4 speed*

[ravengrangergirl]

Coco Incorrect Quotes

Ernesto, to Hector: I didn’t murder you, you were fired...from life.

[imemmal]

"Dangerous questions" ⚠️ This is my first short comic , inspired by a post from the fantastic blog @incorrectcocoquotes ! And... yes ,Imelda is still a little angry ... Just a little bit. Hope you like it ❤️

[raine-of-auroria]

Hector: [translating Spanish] I am writing down notes!

Imelda: No necesitas traducir mi acciones, idiota!

Hector: You don’t need to translate my actions, you idiot! 

Imelda: También no necesitas traducir lo que yo te digo directamente!

Hector: You also don’t have to translate whatever I say directly to you! 

Imelda: Mierda, tu eres muy tonto! 

Hector: Holy shit, you’re really dumb! 

[aampharros]

Imelda: About a week ago I accidentally slept with Héctor

Ceci: Really?

Imelda: Yes.

Ceci: You accidentally slept with Héctor.

Imelda: Yes.

Ceci: Accidentally.

Imelda: Yes.

Ceci: I don't understand. Did you trip over something?

[kellinidk]

Imelda being done with Oscar and Felipe Coco comic based on a post from @incorrectcocoquotes

[srhunt]

Abuelita: I should have prayed to the ancestors for luck.

Miguel: How lucky can they be? They’re dead.

[atarahderek]

One of Hector’s many failed attempts to cross on Dia de los Muertos

*Hector gets dragged up to the customs police office, holding some kind of yellow plastic or rubber object under one arm*

Officer: “Now what?”

Customs agent: “Caught this man walking into the stream seven miles down the road, sir.”

Hector: “I would’ve made it too, if they hadn’t nailed me! Had it all figured! Downstream on the Apanohuaya River!* Then out to sea! Then...to Santa Cecilia!”

Officer: “You would’ve drowned!”

Hector: “No chance, sir!”

*Hector pulls a string on the rubber object, and a raft immediately begins to inflate, filling the entire office*

Officer: “RIVERA!!”