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Simon: What did you do?
Y/N: Nothing...
Simon: Y/N
Y/N: I egged someone's car and stole their licence plate because they made me mad...
Simon: ...
Simon: How did you not get caught?
Y/N: I did...
Simon: And?
Y/N: I panicked.
Simon: What do you mea—
*Banging and muffled screaming comes from Y/N's trunk*
Simon, and Y/N: *Slowly looks at Y/N's trunk at the same time*
Simon: Y/N...
Y/N: I told you, I panicked...
simon: roll your sleeves down
soap:
simon:
soap: i-
simon: you look like a slut
THE ADVENTURES OF BASIC BOB AND KÖNIG PART 1
Things friends and I have said while playing cod mw2 dmz
König: Check fire!
Me: It's firing just fine!!
Gaz: Subs are so fun to play with. All you have to do is hint at what you might do, back them into a corner with a look, or grab their wrist in a certain way and they're a wide-eyed mess.
Y/N: What the fuck kind of Subway are you going to?
Soap: Substitute teachers deal with so much shit.
Ghost: Guys...
Soap: We might have gotten into a bar room brawl back in the city.
Price: Well, that was entirely predictable.
Gaz: One of them punched a gang member.
Prive: Ghost?
Gaz: Y/N, actually.
Price: Oh, that was going to be my second guess.
Soap: On the count of three, what’s your favorite cake?
Soap: One, two, three-
Soap, and Gaz: Chocolate cake, peanut butter frosting, and chocolate chunks!
Y/N: Our turn, Ghost! One, two, three-
Y/N: Vanilla!
Ghost: I’ve never had cake before. What is cake?
Soap, Gaz, and Y/N: ...
Y/N: Oh, honey...
Dean: How do you connect with a fictional character?
Soap: What?
Ghost: What?
Bucky: What?
Y/N: *pulls up a 500 slide presentation* I'm glad you asked.
Steve, to Bucky: How did you lose Y/N at a military base?!
Bucky: I don't know! One second they're here and the next they're gone!
Steve: I thought you put the leash on them so this wouldn't happen?!
Bucky: I did, but they chewed through it!
König, walking into the room: *Waves* hello!
Bucky, and Steve still arguing: *Without looking at König* hello.
Y/N, hanging upsidedown off of König: Hi guys, look what I found!
Steve, and Bucky: *Stops arguing and stars at Y/N in disbelief*
Y/N: Can we keep him? He's adorable!
König: *Blushes*
