#incorrect cod

[yjhariani]

[About to be sparring hand-to-hand combat]

Y/N: It's not too late to back off, Ghost

Ghost: I was actually expecting you to be the one to back off.

Y/N: I'm not scared of you! Your tank top don't even distract me.

Ghost: *tilts his head in confusion*

Y/N: Shouldn't have said that.

[lisbetadair]

Incorrect Quotes

MacTavish: So, the other day when you said you were too busy to text me back...

Ghost: Yeah, 'cause I was busy.

MacTavish: But you never told me what you were too busy with.

Ghost: Yeah, 'cause it was private.

MacTavish: Are you dating other people? It's okay if you are. It's just that I wanna know so that I don't look stupid.

Ghost: It was yoga, okay? I do yoga with a group of women in their 60s. They have no idea who I am, it's twice a week and it's really good for my core. Normally only takes an hour, but Maureen's been going through a divorce and she needed to talk about it and blow off some steam. We all ended up at Trilogy's till 2:00 a.m. and then we had chips with some drag queens.

[visual-novel-cinematic-universe]

-MC the impromptu therapist- MC talking about Guy: He's not an kamidere, he probably has NPD, and he definitely needs therapy. MC talking about Lynt: He's not a nemuidere, he's narcoleptic. Probably depressed. MC talking about Roy: He's not an amadere, he has self esteem issues he needs to work on. MC talking about Toa: He's not a kuudere, he's autistic. MC talking about Fenn: He's not a hiyakasudere, he has an avoidant personality he hides behind flirting. Everyone: What is she on about??

[ms-rampage]

König and puns

Y/n: "Hey König, what did the duck say when the waiter gave him the check?."

König: "What?."

Y/n: "Put it on my bill!. Get it? Cause a duck's beak is called a bill."

König: "Ja, I get it."

Y/n: "How about this one! I lost my mood ring and I don't know how to feel about it!."

König: *holds in laughter*

Y/n: "You're lucky your sniper hood covers your face. I know you like that one!."

König: "Give me another liebe."

Y/n: "Okay, you better laugh at this one! German sausage jokes are just the wurst!."

König: *laughs* "I'm Austrian, but ja, I like that one!."

[mstrssmctvsh]

simon: roll your sleeves down

soap:

simon:

soap: i-

simon: you look like a slut

[attheblackdog]

Price: You look tired.

Ghost: Me? Nah i’m fine

Ghost: I mean, ya you know

Ghost: sleeping is hard. But that’s because of the whole waking up in a casket thing so

Ghost: maybe waking up is the problem, ya?

Ghost: but no. sleeping’s ok.

Ghost: great even.

Ghost: except, ya know

Ghost: for the dreams.

Price, Soap and Gaz: ……

[paintlier]

Incorrect cod mw2 pictures pt.2

[geasthewritingrat]

Soap: you see, i dont smell Gaz: Ghost: Roach: Price: Soap: when i say that, youre supposed to agree with me