#incorrect code geass quote

[unicornblossom13]

Suzaku: Are you mad?

Lelouch: No.

Suzaku: So sharping knives at three in the morning is just a hobby?

[sweet-evie]

C.C.: Anything you can do, I can do better.

Lelouch: Then why don't YOU do it?

C.C.: Just because I can, doesn't mean I want too. 💅

[eviesrambles]

"This is where all the garbage goes, and unfortunately, you can't fit inside it."

-- Lelouch to his father, while holding a small trash bag.

[unicornblossom13]

Kallen: You said you were going on some spiritual retreat!

Suzaku: Namaste.

Kallen: And you’re suppose to be dead!

Lelouch: I got better?

[unicornblossom13]

Lelouch [speaking to Suzaku]: My body is very attracted to your body, but when you speak my brain gets angry.

[unicornblossom13]

C.C.: Are you a big spoon, or a little spoon?

Lelouch: I’m a terrorist.

Suzaku [across the room]: He’s the little spoon.

[unicornblossom13]

Lelouch: Is there a cactus where your heart should be?

C.C.: What’s up your ass this morning?

Suzaku [walks into the room]: Hey.

C.C.: Hmm. Never mind.

[Kallen spits out her drink in shock]

[unicornblossom13]

Lelouch: Flirting is a part of my heritage.

Suzaku: What does that mean?

C.C.: Means his parents were sluts, too.