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Todoroki: How do I let Midoriya know that he caught my eye?

Uraraka: Maybe you should write him a note!

Midoriya, opening a note that says "I am watching you":

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Momo: Did you know that when you flex your muscles, electrical impulses are produced?

Denki:

*Later in training*

Denki, flexing and nothing happening: I call this, the ultimate flex

Momo, to Uraraka: I don't think he understood.

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Hosuh, holding Stephen: Stephen, youre losing a lot of blood.. Quickly, whats your blood type?

Stephen: Someone who i can spend quality time with, can hide a body well-

Hosuh: What? No- YOUR BLOOD TYPE!!

Stephen, looking down: Uh. Red.

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Hinata and Kageyama, cheering: Suga-san!!!!! Look!! We finished a 50 piece puzzle!!

Sugawara: That's nice ^^ But why are you so happy?

Hinata: Because the box said 3 to 5 years, but we only took 6 months!!

The whole team:

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Rose, taking to Kanaya: Come on babe, let's get out of here.

Dave: whoa hey we going with pet names now? *Turning to Karkat* whats my pet name then

Karkat: DISAPPOINTMENT.

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"Hosuh from DanPlan is basically Sugawara Koushi from Haikyuu, change my mind."

Me, having an epiphany at 3 am

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Stephen: Is four a lot?

Dan: Dollars, no. Bodies, yes.

Stephen: ah, well-

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*planning for Dan's birthday*

Lady at the cake shop: Do you want the cake to say anything?

Stephen, calling Hosuh: Yo, Hosuh, do we want a talking cake for Dan or no?

Lady at the cake shop:

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Dirk: go out with me.

Jake: Yeah, sure. What do we do first?

Dirk: I don't know. I didn't think I would actually make it this far.

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Dan: Alright, let's see those smiles!

*pointing at Ann* Dan: A million dollar smile!

*pointing at Hosuh* Dan: Another million dollar smile!

*looking at Stephen holding up a knife* Dan: uhh... A three dollar smile.

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*In a therapy session*

Dan: How would you describe your feelings?

Stephen: Stabbing.

Dan: Stabbing isn't an emotion, it is an activity which I hope you do not do to me. See, an emotion's more like a feeling.

Stephen: Well, maybe I feel stabby!

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Bro: I didn't raise you to be a disappointment to me.

Dave: but you didn't raise me at all

Bro: That's what I just said.

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Lucio: Hey, isn't it pretty forky out there?

MC: Don't you mean foggy???

Lucio: I mean what I say.

MC, drawing the curtains to reveal all the forks sticking out of the grass outside: what the actual fuck

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MC: Muriel, are you smiling????

Muriel: Can't a man smile once in a while?

Asra: He saw Lucio fall down the stairs.

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Kuroko: *clicks pen*

Akashi: *clicks pen back*

Kise: Stop that

Kuroko: Stop what

Kise: That! You’re talking about me in Morse code.

Akashi: Yeah, that’s what we’re doing. In our very limited free time, we took a class on a very outdated, very unnecessary form of communication just so we could talk about you in front of you.

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*Later, in an interview.*

Akashi: That’s exactly what we did.

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Midoriya: I put down my "A" to make "A".

Iida: I add onto your "A" to make "Rat".

Denki: I add onto your "rat" to make "ratatoowee".

Everyone:

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"I came out to have a sugoi time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now."

- Dirk Strider and/or Tegiri Kalbur, probably