Nico: BE A BETTER PERSON!
Karolina: WHY?!
Nico: BECAUSE SOMEONE NEEDS TO HAVE MORALS IN THIS RELATIONSHIP, AND IT SURE AS FUCK AIN'T GONNA BE ME, SWEETHEART

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Nico: BE A BETTER PERSON!
Karolina: WHY?!
Nico: BECAUSE SOMEONE NEEDS TO HAVE MORALS IN THIS RELATIONSHIP, AND IT SURE AS FUCK AIN'T GONNA BE ME, SWEETHEART
molly: pov we're in a crashing plane and there's only 5 parachutes wdyd
gert: grabbing the first one for myself
alex: im sacrificing chase
chase: yeah well im sacrificing alex !
nico: goodbye everyone
karolina: I CAN LITERALLY FLY YOU GUYS-
you know how Nico woke up surrounded by a bunch of women and it kinda looked like they slept together? could you imagine if Karolina walked in instead of Robert bc i think it’d look something like this:
*Karolina walks in with a look of confusion spread across her face. Nico quickly got up realizing what it probably looks like to her*
Nico: well this is awkward....
*cut to them aggressively speed-walking out*
Nico: okay it’s not what it looks like. I didn’t- that- i would never-
Karolina: Dude!
Nico: I DIDN’T!
Karolina: Really!? You DIDN’T sleep with like 200 witches at the same time
Nico: Please take a moment to backtrack what you just said
Karolina: What!? That’s what it looked like!
*Nico gives her “the look”*
Karolina: Okay so maybe it’s a little stupid but come on! How am i supposed to know what you do in there!?
Nico: and your go to is me sleeping with a bunch of women that would probably be considered pedophiles after that?
Karolina: post-fight insecure girlfriend, can’t help it
Nico: Urgh i hate colours. I hate rainbows. I despise everything that's not black-
Karolina: oh my god guys look! I can glow into rainbow colours!?!!??!!
Nico: ...i suddenly want to paint my entire room rainbow now.
Nico: You'd do that for me?
Karolina: I'd do a lot of things to you.
Nico: For, for me?
Karolina: Yeah, that to.
Gert: You don't need my blessing to go kiss Nico. In fact, I was pretty sure you were already kissing Nico!
Karolina: Nope.
Gert: In that case, as the archbishop of Karolina's fully awakened gaydom, I give you my blessing to immediately leave and rectify that as soon as possible! Go now, my child, and kiss Nico right on the lips!!!
Nico: Hey, Babe, remember when you said you'll love no matter what?
Karolina: :) Yes of c-
Karolina:
Karolina: What did you do this time.
Nico: *sobbing* I'm crazy but you like that i bite back daisies on your night stand——
Karolina: Oh my god Nico- are you okay? what happened?
Nico: I- I'm fine
Karolina: Honey, you're crying to Ashnikko, You are far from fine.
(look at my last post for a bit more context)