Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
One Nice Bug Per Day
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@incorrect-marvel-characters
Carol: Dar-Benn...please...dont do this
Monica: yeah literally we can-
Dar-Benn: NO ! You did this to my people, Annihilator, and you will pay when i burn DOWN your famil-
[pans to kamala beating the living shit out of dar-benn with her huge ass fists]
Carol: damn you might just slightly feel sorry for her
Monica: well to be fair we warned her
(No need to reply. Sorry, I can't post my comment on any post for some reason)
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Don't you mean New Orleans?
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Kate : okay okay, here's a question- who's the craziest villains you've guys ever fought with ? mine's the kingpin
Eli: woah- THE kingpin ??
Chase: and you survived ?!?!
Tyrone: I dont know about that crazy but me and Tandy had to deal with a coorperation who turned the whole brooklyn into zombies
Tandy: pfft or the guy who kidnapped the entire new orleans inside his head
Kamala: well i literally fought against a group of bad guys that betrayed my great grandmothers AND was from another dimension
Gert: well speaking of groups and betrayals, we literally had to stand up against our evil cultist parents
karolina: or my evil alien dad...
Nico: and dont forget that psycho witch from the dark dimension..
Chavez: hah if you're getting targetted by a witch from dimensions, try getting hunted by one across the *multiverses*
Peter: or having to fight a group of your variants's villains from the multiverse....
Cassie: well i got stuck in the quantum realm and got abducted by freaking kang himself
Riri: bro a fucking fish man who can fly and is a literally god of a whole nother kingdom was going AFTER me because of some dumb machine i made. hell i even got the feds and wakandans involved !
Flint: I literally got reincarnated from the future by some space witch who then possessed me after breaking my leg
Torres: ... wow yeah no offense but sounds like you all need maaajor therapy huh ?
everyone: ...
Cassie: not wrong
Riri: mhm
Tandy: yeah thats true
Alex: yep
Kamala: oh totally
Peter: absolutely
Molly: definitely mandatory
karen: hey so who are you guys going to be for halloween ?
foggy: something cute
frank: nothing
danny: a goblin
jess: dead
luke: tired
elektra: i think im already scary enough
shang-chi: gay
clint: hibernating
jen: sexy
marc: a nightmare
misty: my thirties
colleen: a concept.
matt: somehow all of the above
jen: wow what a day huh ?
bruce: you literally just got here
molly: pov we're in a crashing plane and there's only 5 parachutes wdyd
gert: grabbing the first one for myself
alex: im sacrificing chase
chase: yeah well im sacrificing alex !
nico: goodbye everyone
karolina: I CAN LITERALLY FLY YOU GUYS-
Jess: you know, *some* people just really dont belong working in the kitchen
Danny, who accidentally burned a whole kitchen once while trying to cook an omelette with his iron fist: that was ONE TIME DAMNIT
Kate: truth or dare
America: truth
Kate: how many hours have you slept today
America: fuck- uhm. dare.
Kate: go to sleep.
America: i don't like this game
Molly: tag ! you're it !
Alex:
Alex: we're literally on a mission right now what the fuck
Kingo: I want to fuck you so bad
Ikaris: What ?
Kingo: Oh whoops sorry auto correct lol i meant heyy how are you
Ikaris: We're speaking in person ?
Tomy: oh please, i don't need any help, nor will i ever
Rhodey:
Rhodey: And on today's episode of guess the liar...
Oh alright, so a grumpy troubled teenager with purple hair can have a pet deinonycyhocous but I'm not allowed to own a monkey ???
Leopold Fits
Gamora: You know what?!? ITS OVER BETWEEN US
Quill: YEAH?? WELL I DIDNT WANT TO BE WITH YOU ANYWAYS
Rocket: Uhm yo what the fuck happened here- why are they on their 3rd divorce again ?
Nebula: Quill just beat Gamora in space monopoly
Nico: [holds a picture of the runaways doing something stupid together]
Nico: you see these losers? yeah? Well these are *MY* losers. They might lack braincells and critical thinking but these are MY. family.
[in a battlefield]
Kate: Fuck, I'm out arrows
Chase: My fistigon's out of energy !
Alex: Out of bullets too
Peter: Yeah I'm also out of webslingers
Gert, carrying Molly: Molly's out
Nico: Goddamnit does everyone just keep running OUT of things here??
Ty: You're only yelling because you're out of words to spell too huh
Nico: fUCK OFF- YEAH
Makkari: Ikaris, truth or dare ?
Ikaris: uhhhh dare
Makkari: I dare you to make out with the sexiest person in this room !
Ikaris: oh,,, Sersi...
Sersi,blushing: yes ?
Ikaris: can you move over please i need to get to Kingo
Scott: If you had a happy joyful childhood clap your hands !
Tony:
Danny:
Jessica:
Matt:
Tandy:
Ty:
Xialing:
Shang-Chi:
Nico:
Alex:
Wanda:
Quill:
Gamora:
Daisy:
YoYo:
Scott: ...oookayy!! Dully noted !!